{"id":6058,"date":"2011-01-02T08:00:28","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T14:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=6058"},"modified":"2011-01-02T08:00:28","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T14:00:28","slug":"torpeza-al-conducir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/02\/torpeza-al-conducir\/","title":{"rendered":"Torpeza al conducir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Definitivamente hay personas, que tienen el m\u00ednimo de <em>habilidad espacial<\/em> y que un simple problema geom\u00e9trico, se convierte en toda una odisea, altamente complicada y dif\u00edcil de realizar.<\/p>\n<p>Al conductor de este veh\u00edculo, le toma una gran cantidad de tiempo, poder salir de un estacionamiento que no presenta mayor complicaci\u00f3n. Pero al final parce que logra su principal objetivo: <em>golpear la maceta<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Lamentablemente, en las calles encontramos a este tipo de conductores en todo momento y en todo lugar  \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-8r33qyszr4&amp;hl=es_ES&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;version=3\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Definitivamente hay personas, que tienen el m\u00ednimo de habilidad espacial y que un simple problema geom\u00e9trico, se convierte en toda una odisea, altamente complicada y dif\u00edcil de realizar. 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