{"id":5498,"date":"2010-09-17T08:00:39","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T14:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=5498"},"modified":"2010-09-17T08:00:39","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T14:00:39","slug":"humor-petrolero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/17\/humor-petrolero\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor Petrolero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un poco de <em>humor petrolero<\/em>, cuando ya se est\u00e1 en el proceso de <em>reparaci\u00f3n de da\u00f1os<\/em>, por el <a title=\"Desastre Ecol\u00f3gico en Guatemala\" href=\"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/05\/desastre-ecologico-en-guatemala\/\">gran desastre ocurrido por el derrame en el Golfo de M\u00e9xico<\/a>, hace un tiempo ya. El problema no es el petr\u00f3leo en si, sino la forma en la que se administran los recursos y el poder que adquieren los <a title=\"Los Due\u00f1os del Petr\u00f3leo\" href=\"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/21\/los-duenos-del-petroleo\/\">due\u00f1os del petr\u00f3leo<\/a>, el recurso puede utilizarse para mejorar el nivel de vida, tal y como lo hacen los pa\u00edses \u00e1rabes, o para confrontar a las poblaciones, tal y como se hace en Guatemala.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s392.photobucket.com\/albums\/pp7\/pepejaguar\/blog\/?action=view&amp;current=5830-727.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i392.photobucket.com\/albums\/pp7\/pepejaguar\/blog\/5830-727.jpg?resize=382%2C574\" alt=\"\" width=\"382\" height=\"574\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hace un tiempo en el <em>Discovery Channel<\/em>, vi un documental, que entre otras cosas, trataba sobre la <em>Isla de la Palmera,<\/em> que construyeron en Dubai, dentro de las cosas interesantes que me llamaron la atenci\u00f3n, est\u00e1n que ellos hasta antes de la construcci\u00f3n, ten\u00edan apenas, unos 75 km de playa y tienen explotado y bien aprovechado hasta el \u00faltimo cent\u00edmetro, en Guatemala tenemos, solo en el Pac\u00edfico, mas de 500 km de playa, perfectamente mal aprovechados.\u00a0Despu\u00e9s que Dubai, construy\u00f3 el complejo de Islas, aument\u00f3 en mas de 1000 km la playa disponible.<\/p>\n<p>Entrevistando a un empresario de Dubai, indica que en el sector de la construcci\u00f3n tienen <em>\u00abvarios problemas\u00bb<\/em>, (las comillas son m\u00edas), el principal es que no pueden construir edificios muy altos, cuando dice <em>muy altos<\/em>, se refiere a mas de 500 metros de altura, y la raz\u00f3n es porque estos edificios necesitan una cimentaci\u00f3n grande tambi\u00e9n, y <em>el problema<\/em> es que no pueden\u00a0excavar\u00a0mucho, porque encuentran petr\u00f3leo, <em>lo que es un verdadero problema<\/em>, para ellos, seg\u00fan el entrevistado. El dilema es, o construyen rascacielos o extraen petr\u00f3leo, ya sabemos cual es la respuesta.<\/p>\n<p>Para conocer esta maravillosa obra de la arquitectura moderna, la Isla de la Palmera, en su complejo principal.<\/p>\n<p>[googlemap src=\u00bbhttp:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?f=q&amp;source=s_q&amp;hl=es&amp;geocode=&amp;q=palm+island+dubai&amp;sll=39.804316,3.12561&amp;sspn=0.620345,1.234589&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;hq=&amp;hnear=Palma+Jumeirah&amp;t=h&amp;ll=25.114667,55.137797&amp;spn=0.027201,0.036478&amp;z=14&amp;output=embed\u00bb]<\/p>\n<p>Lo importante, el uso eficiente y honesto de los recursos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un poco de humor petrolero, cuando ya se est\u00e1 en el proceso de reparaci\u00f3n de da\u00f1os, por el gran desastre ocurrido por el derrame en el Golfo de M\u00e9xico, hace un tiempo ya. 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