{"id":522,"date":"2007-04-17T17:08:52","date_gmt":"2007-04-17T23:08:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/17\/sistemas-operativos-voladores\/"},"modified":"2007-04-17T17:08:52","modified_gmt":"2007-04-17T23:08:52","slug":"sistemas-operativos-voladores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/17\/sistemas-operativos-voladores\/","title":{"rendered":"Sistemas Operativos Voladores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Como seria la industria de la aviaci\u00f3n si los dise\u00f1adores de los diferentes sistemas operativos fundaran su propia compa\u00f1\u00eda<\/p>\n<p><strong>Windows Airlines:<\/strong><br \/>\nEl aeropuerto es muy lindo y bien decorado, con personal amigable, con manejo de equipaje y embarque muy sencillo, y un despegue muy suave. A los 10 minutos de estar en el aire, el avi\u00f3n explota.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Windows Vista Airlines:<\/strong><br \/>\nIgual a la anterior pero con pasajes m\u00e1s caros y al explotar se lleva a todos los aviones 400 km a la redonda.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bsd Air:<\/strong><br \/>\nTodo el tiempo se escuchan anuncios de que tal vuelo ha partido o tal otro ha aterrizado, pero nadie jam\u00e1s ha visto un avi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aerolineas Mac:<\/strong><br \/>\nTodo el personal de cabina, capitanes, cargadores de equipaje y agentes de tierra act\u00faan y son iguales. Cada vez que se les hace una pregunta o se les piden detalles, contestan con gentileza pero firmemente, que no es necesario saber la respuesta, que no va a desear saber lo que pregunta y que todo ser\u00e1 hecho autom\u00e1ticamente sin que nunca haga falta saber nada, asi que c\u00e1llese.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Compa\u00f1ia Linux de Aviaci\u00f3n:<\/strong><br \/>\nEmpleados disgustados de todas las dem\u00e1s aerol\u00edneas deciden fundar su propia compa\u00f1\u00eda. Construyen los aviones, mostradores y pavimentan la pista de aterrizaje. Cobran un peque\u00f1o cargo para cubrir la impresi\u00f3n de los billetes, pero cualquiera puede hacer su propia copia del billete. Cuando se sube al avi\u00f3n, se recibe una llave de tuercas, cuatro pernos, un asiento y el manual asiento-HOWTO. Una vez montado y ajustado, el asiento es muy c\u00f3modo. El avi\u00f3n sale y llega a tiempo sin ning\u00fan tipo de problemas. La comida a bordo es excelente. Cuando se les trata de explicar a los pasajeros de las otras aerol\u00edneas sobre el maravilloso viaje, todo lo que alcanzan a decir es ?\u00a1\u00bfQue tuviste que hacer qu\u00e9 con el asiento?!?<\/p>\n<p>Visto <a href=\"http:\/\/dudas.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>aqui<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Como seria la industria de la aviaci\u00f3n si los dise\u00f1adores de los diferentes sistemas operativos fundaran su propia compa\u00f1\u00eda Windows Airlines: El aeropuerto es muy lindo y bien decorado, con personal amigable, con manejo de equipaje y embarque muy sencillo, y un despegue muy suave. 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