{"id":521,"date":"2007-04-16T15:56:32","date_gmt":"2007-04-16T21:56:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/16\/lecciones-gerenciales-de-la-naturaleza\/"},"modified":"2007-04-16T15:56:32","modified_gmt":"2007-04-16T21:56:32","slug":"lecciones-gerenciales-de-la-naturaleza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/16\/lecciones-gerenciales-de-la-naturaleza\/","title":{"rendered":"Lecciones Gerenciales de la Naturaleza"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lecci\u00f3n 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un cuervo estaba sentado en un \u00e1rbol, sin hacer nada en todo el d\u00eda.<\/p>\n

Un conejito vio al cuervo y le pregunt\u00f3: \u00ab\u00bfPodr\u00eda yo tambien sentarme, sin hacer nada, todo el d\u00eda?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n

El cuervo respondi\u00f3: \u00abClaro. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n

El conejito se tumb\u00f3 a la sombra del \u00e1rbol y se puso a descansar.<\/p>\n

De repente apareci\u00f3 un Zorro.<\/p>\n

Salt\u00f3 sobre el conejo y se lo comi\u00f3.<\/p>\n

Moraleja:<\/em>
\nPara poder estar sentado sin hacer nada, debes estar sentado muy, muy alto<\/p>\n

Lecci\u00f3n 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un pavo estaba hablando con un buey.<\/p>\n

\u00abMe encantar\u00eda ser capaz de subir a lo alto de aquel \u00e1rbol\u00bb, dijo el pavo, \u00abpero no tengo la energ\u00eda suficiente.\u00bb<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no comes alguno de mis excrementos?\u00bb contest\u00f3 el buey. \u00abSon muy ricos en nutrientes.\u00bb<\/p>\n

El pavo le hizo caso y comprob\u00f3 que realmente le aportaba la suficiente energ\u00eda para alcanzar la primera rama del \u00e1rbol.<\/p>\n

Al d\u00eda siguiente, despu\u00e9s de una nueva raci\u00f3n, alcanz\u00f3 la siguiente rama.<\/p>\n

Pasado un tiempo, el pavo logr\u00f3 subir hasta lo m\u00e1s alto.<\/p>\n

R\u00e1pidamente fue localizado por un granjero<\/p>\n

El granjero dispar\u00f3 al pavo y \u00e9ste cay\u00f3 del \u00e1rbol.<\/p>\n

Moraleja:<\/em>
\nComer mierda te puede llevar a lo m\u00e1s alto? pero no te garantiza quedarte all\u00ed<\/p>\n

Lecci\u00f3n 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un pajarillo volaba hacia el Sur durante el invierno. Hac\u00eda tanto fr\u00edo que el pajarillo se congel\u00f3 y cay\u00f3 al suelo. Mientras yac\u00eda en el suelo, una vaca se acerc\u00f3? y se cag\u00f3 encima del pajarillo.<\/p>\n

\u00abArropado\u00bb<\/em> por la bo\u00f1iga de vaca, el pajarillo comenz\u00f3 a sentirse calentito. De hecho, la mierda le estaba haciendo revivir. Sinti\u00e9ndose calentito y feliz, pronto se puso a cantar.<\/p>\n

Un gato que por all\u00ed pasaba, le oy\u00f3 y se acerc\u00f3 a investigar. Siguiendo la m\u00fasica, el gato descubri\u00f3 al pajarillo debajo de la bo\u00f1iga, lo sac\u00f3 de all\u00ed y? \u00a1 se lo comi\u00f3 !<\/p>\n

Moraleja:<\/em>
\n1. No siempre el que \u00abte caga encima\u00bb es tu enemigo<\/p>\n

2. No siempre el que te \u00absaca de la mierda\u00bb es tu amigo y, sobre todo?<\/p>\n

3. Cuando est\u00e9s \u00abde mierda hasta las orejas\u00bb, mant\u00e9n la boca cerrada<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lecci\u00f3n 1 Un cuervo estaba sentado en un \u00e1rbol, sin hacer nada en todo el d\u00eda. Un conejito vio al cuervo y le pregunt\u00f3: \u00ab\u00bfPodr\u00eda yo tambien sentarme, sin hacer nada, todo el d\u00eda?\u00bb El cuervo respondi\u00f3: \u00abClaro. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no?\u00bb El conejito se tumb\u00f3 a la sombra del \u00e1rbol y se puso a descansar. … Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","filesize_raw":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[11,71,46,40,5],"series":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limones","tag-amigo","tag-energia","tag-feliz","tag-paz","tag-tiempo"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/quechilero.com\/blog\/imagenes\/podcast.png?fit=1831%2C1831&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":{"amazon":{"key":"amazon","url":"","label":"Amazon","class":"amazon","icon":"amazon.png"},"apple_podcasts":{"key":"apple_podcasts","url":"","label":"Apple Podcasts","class":"apple_podcasts","icon":"apple-podcasts.png"},"castbox":{"key":"castbox","url":"","label":"CastBox","class":"castbox","icon":"castbox.png"},"deezer":{"key":"deezer","url":"","label":"Deezer","class":"deezer","icon":"deezer.png"},"google_podcasts":{"key":"google_podcasts","url":"","label":"Google Podcasts","class":"google_podcasts","icon":"google-podcasts.png"},"listen_notes":{"key":"listen_notes","url":"","label":"Listen Notes","class":"listen_notes","icon":"listen-notes.png"},"pandora":{"key":"pandora","url":"","label":"Pandora","class":"pandora","icon":"pandora.png"},"podbean":{"key":"podbean","url":"","label":"Podbean","class":"podbean","icon":"podbean.png"},"podcast_republic":{"key":"podcast_republic","url":"","label":"Podcast Republic","class":"podcast_republic","icon":"podcast-republic.png"},"rss":{"key":"rss","url":"","label":"RSS","class":"rss","icon":"rss.png"},"spotify":{"key":"spotify","url":"","label":"Spotify","class":"spotify","icon":"spotify.png"},"stitcher":{"key":"stitcher","url":"","label":"Stitcher","class":"stitcher","icon":"stitcher.png"},"tunein":{"key":"tunein","url":"","label":"TuneIn","class":"tunein","icon":"tunein.png"},"youtube":{"key":"youtube","url":"","label":"YouTube","class":"youtube","icon":"youtube.png"},"iheartradio":{"key":"iheartradio","url":"","label":"iHeartRadio","class":"iheartradio","icon":"iheartradio.png"},"ivoox":{"key":"ivoox","url":"","label":"iVoox","class":"ivoox","icon":"ivoox.png"}},"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/si-la-vida-nos-da-limones","embedCode":"

Lecciones Gerenciales de la Naturaleza<\/a><\/blockquote>