{"id":521,"date":"2007-04-16T15:56:32","date_gmt":"2007-04-16T21:56:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/16\/lecciones-gerenciales-de-la-naturaleza\/"},"modified":"2007-04-16T15:56:32","modified_gmt":"2007-04-16T21:56:32","slug":"lecciones-gerenciales-de-la-naturaleza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/16\/lecciones-gerenciales-de-la-naturaleza\/","title":{"rendered":"Lecciones Gerenciales de la Naturaleza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Lecci\u00f3n 1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Un cuervo estaba sentado en un \u00e1rbol, sin hacer nada en todo el d\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Un conejito vio al cuervo y le pregunt\u00f3: <em>\u00ab\u00bfPodr\u00eda yo tambien sentarme, sin hacer nada, todo el d\u00eda?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>El cuervo respondi\u00f3: <em>\u00abClaro. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>El conejito se tumb\u00f3 a la sombra del \u00e1rbol y se puso a descansar.<\/p>\n<p>De repente apareci\u00f3 un Zorro.<\/p>\n<p>Salt\u00f3 sobre el conejo y se lo comi\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p><em>Moraleja:<\/em><br \/>\nPara poder estar sentado sin hacer nada, debes estar sentado muy, muy alto<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lecci\u00f3n 2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Un pavo estaba hablando con un buey.<\/p>\n<p>\u00abMe encantar\u00eda ser capaz de subir a lo alto de aquel \u00e1rbol\u00bb, dijo el pavo, \u00abpero no tengo la energ\u00eda suficiente.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no comes alguno de mis excrementos?\u00bb contest\u00f3 el buey. \u00abSon muy ricos en nutrientes.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>El pavo le hizo caso y comprob\u00f3 que realmente le aportaba la suficiente energ\u00eda para alcanzar la primera rama del \u00e1rbol.<\/p>\n<p>Al d\u00eda siguiente, despu\u00e9s de una nueva raci\u00f3n, alcanz\u00f3 la siguiente rama.<\/p>\n<p>Pasado un tiempo, el pavo logr\u00f3 subir hasta lo m\u00e1s alto.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1pidamente fue localizado por un granjero<\/p>\n<p>El granjero dispar\u00f3 al pavo y \u00e9ste cay\u00f3 del \u00e1rbol.<\/p>\n<p><em>Moraleja:<\/em><br \/>\nComer mierda te puede llevar a lo m\u00e1s alto? pero no te garantiza quedarte all\u00ed<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lecci\u00f3n 3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Un pajarillo volaba hacia el Sur durante el invierno. 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