{"id":513,"date":"2007-04-07T15:55:49","date_gmt":"2007-04-07T21:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/07\/el-cerdo-y-el-caballo\/"},"modified":"2007-04-07T15:55:49","modified_gmt":"2007-04-07T21:55:49","slug":"el-cerdo-y-el-caballo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/07\/el-cerdo-y-el-caballo\/","title":{"rendered":"El cerdo y el caballo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hab\u00eda una vez un criador de caballos al que le faltaba uno de una determinada raza.<\/p>\n<p>Un d\u00eda se dio cuenta que su vecino ten\u00eda \u00e9ste caballo y lo convenci\u00f3 para que se lo vendiera.<\/p>\n<p>Un mes despu\u00e9s el caballo enferm\u00f3 y llam\u00f3 al veterinario que le dijo:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ?Su caballo est\u00e1 con un virus y es necesario que tome este medicamento por tres d\u00edas consecutivos. Despu\u00e9s de los tres d\u00edas veremos si ha mejorado, si no lo ha hecho no nos quedar\u00e1 mas remedio que sacrificarlo?.<\/p>\n<p>En ese mismo momento un cerdo escuchaba la conversaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Al siguiente d\u00eda le dieron el medicamento al caballo y se fueron, el cerdo se le acerc\u00f3 y le dijo<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ?Fuerza amigo caballo! Lev\u00e1ntate de ah\u00ed, sino vas a ser sacrificado!!!?.<\/p>\n<p>Al segundo d\u00eda le dieron nuevamente el medicamento y se fueron.<\/p>\n<p>El cerdo se acerc\u00f3 y le dijo:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ?Vamos mi gran amigo! Lev\u00e1ntate. Si no vas a morir, vamos yo te ayudo !!?.<\/p>\n<p>Al tercer d\u00eda le dieron el medicamento y el veterinario dijo:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ?Probablemente vamos a tener que sacrificarlo ma\u00f1ana porque puede contagiarle el virus a los dem\u00e1s caballos?.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando se fueron el cerdo se acerc\u00f3 y le dijo:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ?Vamos amigo: es ahora o nunca?!!! \u00c1nimo?fuerza?Yo te ayudo? vamos?un, dos, tres? despacio? ya casi? eso? eso? ahora corre despacio? m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido? fant\u00e1stico? corre? corre? Venciste campe\u00f3n!!??<\/p>\n<p>En eso llega el due\u00f1o del caballo y ve al caballo corriendo y dice:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ?Milagro !! el caballo se ha curado? hay que hacer una fiesta!!? \u00a1\u00a1vamos a matar al cerdo para celebrarlo!!<\/p>\n<p>Moraleja<\/p>\n<p>Eso sucede con frecuencia en el ambiente de trabajo, pocas veces se percibe qui\u00e9n es el que realmente tiene los m\u00e9ritos por el \u00e9xito.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hab\u00eda una vez un criador de caballos al que le faltaba uno de una determinada raza. Un d\u00eda se dio cuenta que su vecino ten\u00eda \u00e9ste caballo y lo convenci\u00f3 para que se lo vendiera. 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