{"id":5115,"date":"2010-07-24T08:00:29","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T14:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=5115"},"modified":"2010-07-24T08:00:29","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T14:00:29","slug":"cuento-gracioso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/24\/cuento-gracioso\/","title":{"rendered":"Cuento gracioso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hace alg\u00fan tiempo escuch\u00e9 este gracioso cuento:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Estaba Jes\u00fas con sus disc\u00edpulos camino a orar al monte y el les dice: \u00abTomen una piedra y s\u00edganme.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Entonces todos toman una piedra de un tama\u00f1o regular, ni muy grande ni muy peque\u00f1a, pero hubo uno, Judas, que tom\u00f3 una piedra muy muy peque\u00f1a, y se fue jugando en el camino, mientras todos los otros se esforzaban con sus piedras obedeciendo a Jes\u00fas.<\/p>\n<p>De pronto, Jes\u00fas dice: \u00abHermanos, tomen las piedras, porque ha llegado la hora de almuerzo, sus piedras se convertir\u00e1n en pan.\u00bb. 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A lo que Jes\u00fas contesta: \u00abS\u00ed, es cierto Judas, lleg\u00f3 la hora de almorzar, tomen sus piedras&#8230;\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>En ese momento a Judas le brillaron los ojos, pues estaba listo a recibir su pan, pero cu\u00e1l fue su sorpresa, al escuchar a Jes\u00fas decir: \u00abPueden tirar las piedras&#8230; \u00a1Hoy yo les traje un banquete!\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Pero si ponemos un poco de atenci\u00f3n, esto tambi\u00e9n nos deja bastantes ense\u00f1anzas, sobre todo a los flojos, a los interesados, a los ambiciosos, a los impacientes y a los que se desesperan luchando con sus fuerzas, y no conf\u00edan en que los prop\u00f3sitos de Dios son m\u00e1s hermosos. 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