{"id":5115,"date":"2010-07-24T08:00:29","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T14:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=5115"},"modified":"2010-07-24T08:00:29","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T14:00:29","slug":"cuento-gracioso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/24\/cuento-gracioso\/","title":{"rendered":"Cuento gracioso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hace alg\u00fan tiempo escuch\u00e9 este gracioso cuento:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Estaba Jes\u00fas con sus disc\u00edpulos camino a orar al monte y el les dice: \u00abTomen una piedra y s\u00edganme.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Entonces todos toman una piedra de un tama\u00f1o regular, ni muy grande ni muy peque\u00f1a, pero hubo uno, Judas, que tom\u00f3 una piedra muy muy peque\u00f1a, y se fue jugando en el camino, mientras todos los otros se esforzaban con sus piedras obedeciendo a Jes\u00fas.<\/p>\n<p>De pronto, Jes\u00fas dice: \u00abHermanos, tomen las piedras, porque ha llegado la hora de almuerzo, sus piedras se convertir\u00e1n en pan.\u00bb. En ese momento Judas estaba enojad\u00edsimo, porque apenas ten\u00eda una miga de pan, mientras los otros se saciaban con sus panes enormes.<\/p>\n<p>Al d\u00eda siguiente, antes de salir a caminar, Jes\u00fas vuelve a decir lo mismo, y Judas tom\u00f3 una piedra que apenas pod\u00eda cargar. Sud\u00f3 todo el camino, su espalda qued\u00f3 molida con aquel peso, mientras los dem\u00e1s s\u00f3lo tomaron una piedra del tama\u00f1o similar a la anterior.<\/p>\n<p>Entonces se hac\u00eda tarde, y Judas le dijo a Jes\u00fas: \u00ab\u00a1Maestro! Ya es hora de almorzar&#8230; \u00bfverdad?\u00bb. A lo que Jes\u00fas contesta: \u00abS\u00ed, es cierto Judas, lleg\u00f3 la hora de almorzar, tomen sus piedras&#8230;\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>En ese momento a Judas le brillaron los ojos, pues estaba listo a recibir su pan, pero cu\u00e1l fue su sorpresa, al escuchar a Jes\u00fas decir: \u00abPueden tirar las piedras&#8230; \u00a1Hoy yo les traje un banquete!\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Pero si ponemos un poco de atenci\u00f3n, esto tambi\u00e9n nos deja bastantes ense\u00f1anzas, sobre todo a los flojos, a los interesados, a los ambiciosos, a los impacientes y a los que se desesperan luchando con sus fuerzas, y no conf\u00edan en que los prop\u00f3sitos de Dios son m\u00e1s hermosos. 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