{"id":4834,"date":"2010-05-22T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-22T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=4834"},"modified":"2010-05-22T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-22T14:00:00","slug":"dos-cazadores-de-gansos-salvajes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/22\/dos-cazadores-de-gansos-salvajes\/","title":{"rendered":"Dos cazadores de gansos salvajes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dos hermanos, al ver aproximarse una bandada de gansos salvajes, prepararon sus arcos.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Si cazamos uno de estos gansos <\/em>-dijo uno de ellos- <em>lo prepararemos en adobo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No -dijo el otro-. <em>Eso es bueno para preparar los gansos cazados en tierra, pero los muertos en pleno vuelo, deben asarse.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Para solucionar esta discusi\u00f3n, se dirigieron al jefe de la aldea.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Corten el ganso por la mitad<\/em> -aconsej\u00f3 el jefe- <em>y as\u00ed cada cual puede prepararlo a su gusto.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pero cuando los dos cazadores estuvieron listos para disparar, ya los gansos se hab\u00edan perdido en el horizonte.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Xian Yi Pien<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dos hermanos, al ver aproximarse una bandada de gansos salvajes, prepararon sus arcos. &#8211; Si cazamos uno de estos gansos -dijo uno de ellos- lo prepararemos en adobo. &#8211; No -dijo el otro-. Eso es bueno para preparar los gansos cazados en tierra, pero los muertos en pleno vuelo, deben asarse. 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