{"id":4514,"date":"2010-04-07T08:00:17","date_gmt":"2010-04-07T14:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=4514"},"modified":"2010-04-07T08:00:17","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T14:00:17","slug":"los-males-de-un-sordo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/07\/los-males-de-un-sordo\/","title":{"rendered":"Los males de un sordo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un sordo asiste a un recital de Kreisler en el Carnegie, y sucede que ese sordo es un hombre muy tonto.<\/p>\n<p>Se sienta en medio de la platea y, por supuesto, no escucha un solo sonido. Como eso le molesta, cambia su entrada por una butaca en el primer palco. All\u00ed, naturalmente, no le va mejor y, creyendo tontamente que la ac\u00fastica del lugar es defectuosa, se traslada una vez m\u00e1s, hacia el palco superior.<\/p>\n<p>Sigue sin escuchar nada; as\u00ed que de nuevo baja las escaleras y esta vez escoge un asiento justo frente a la orquesta, a unas pocas yardas del violinista. Claro que en ese puesto no tiene mejor suerte.<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que se marcha ofendido del teatro, y declara que, evidentemente, Kreisler es incapaz de tocar, y que el local est\u00e1 mal dise\u00f1ado para escuchar m\u00fasica.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un sordo asiste a un recital de Kreisler en el Carnegie, y sucede que ese sordo es un hombre muy tonto. Se sienta en medio de la platea y, por supuesto, no escucha un solo sonido. Como eso le molesta, cambia su entrada por una butaca en el primer palco. 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