{"id":4324,"date":"2010-02-09T08:00:47","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T14:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=4324"},"modified":"2010-02-09T08:00:47","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T14:00:47","slug":"por-si-acaso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/09\/por-si-acaso\/","title":{"rendered":"Por si acaso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un anciano est\u00e1 haciendo cola para subir al autob\u00fas y un joven que est\u00e1 detr\u00e1s de \u00e9l, le pregunta:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; \u00abPerdone, \u00bftiene fuego?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; \u00ab\u00a1No!\u00bb<\/em> -le contesta algo enfadado el anciano.<\/p>\n<p>El joven piensa: <em>\u00abNo me muerdas\u00bb<\/em>, y pide fuego a otra persona.<\/p>\n<p>Unos minutos m\u00e1s tarde, el anciano que tiene delante \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1enciende un cigarrillo!! !&#8230; As\u00ed que el joven le dice:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; \u00abOiga, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 me ha dicho que no ten\u00eda fuego cuando est\u00e1 claro que s\u00ed?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; \u00abVer\u00e1 usted&#8230;\u00bb<\/em> -responde el anciano-. <em>\u00abSi le hubiera dado fuego, es probable que usted y yo nos hubi\u00e9ramos puesto a hablar. Y si nos hubi\u00e9ramos puesto a hablar, es probable que hubi\u00e9ramos acabado sent\u00e1ndonos juntos en el autob\u00fas, es probable que hubi\u00e9ramos acabado conversando. Usted parece un tipo agradable y es probable que hubiera empezado a caerme bien. Y entonces, podr\u00eda haberle invitado a bajarse en mi parada para venir a casa a cenar. Y si usted hubiera venido a cenar, es probable que hubiera conocido a mi hija. Y si hubiera conocido a mi hija, es probable que hubiera salido con ella. 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