{"id":407,"date":"2007-02-15T09:20:37","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T15:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/15\/si-amas-a-alguien\/"},"modified":"2007-02-15T09:20:37","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T15:20:37","slug":"si-amas-a-alguien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/15\/si-amas-a-alguien\/","title":{"rendered":"Si amas a alguien"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Todos en alg\u00fan momento hemos escuchado una famosa frase: <em>\u00abSi amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir, si vuelve, es tuyo, si no, nunca lo fue\u00bb<\/em>, como consuelo de un momento generalmente triste.<\/p>\n<p>Pues ahora podemos ver varias <em>versiones<\/em> de la misma frase, para que cada quien use la que mas le convenga.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n pesimista:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir; si como era de esperar, no vuelve, nunca fue tuyo.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n optimista:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir y no te preocupes, que seguramente volver\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n del desconfiado:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir y, si acaso vuelve, preg\u00fantale por qu\u00e9 volvi\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n del impaciente:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir; si no vuelve en las pr\u00f3ximas dos horas, llama a la Polic\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n del paciente:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir; si no vuelve, ponte c\u00f3modo y sigue esperando hasta la eternidad, que alg\u00fan d\u00eda volver\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n del juguet\u00f3n:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir; si vuelve y todav\u00eda lo amas, d\u00e9jalo ir otra vez; y as\u00ed sucesivamente.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n del vengativo:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir; si no vuelve, sal a buscarlo y recl\u00e1male por no haber vuelto.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nVersi\u00f3n del abogado:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir y busca en el C\u00f3digo Civil la parte que habla del abandono de hogar por parte de un c\u00f3nyuge.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n del estad\u00edstico:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir; si el te quiere, las probabilidades que vuelva son de un 86.5 por ciento; si no te quiere, tus relaciones con \u00e9l caen en el campo de lo improbable, con un margen de error de un 3 por ciento.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n del posesivo:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, no lo dejes ir.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nVersi\u00f3n del psicoanalista:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir; si vuelve es porque su ego es muy dominante; si no se quiere ir, debe estar loco.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nVersi\u00f3n del son\u00e1mbulo:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir; si vuelve, es una pesadilla; si no vuelve, debes estar so\u00f1ando.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Versi\u00f3n del mercad\u00f3logo:<\/strong> Si amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir; si vuelve, es una persona leal a su marca; si no vuelve, es hora de hacer un re-lanzamiento en un nuevo mercado.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQue otra versi\u00f3n conocen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Todos en alg\u00fan momento hemos escuchado una famosa frase: \u00abSi amas a alguien, d\u00e9jalo ir, si vuelve, es tuyo, si no, nunca lo fue\u00bb, como consuelo de un momento generalmente triste. Pues ahora podemos ver varias versiones de la misma frase, para que cada quien use la que mas le convenga. 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