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As\u00ed que mientras consigo un nuevo candado, ese espacio que utilizo para guardar mis cosas, quedar\u00e1 a merced de todo el mundo.<\/p>\n<p>En lo que cierro el\u00a0<em>locker<\/em>, denle al bot\u00f3n del play y acomp\u00e1\u00f1enme en esta vergonzosa nueva aventura de\u00a0<em>Daily Gym<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hola amigos, sab\u00edamos que este d\u00eda iba a llegar y pues m\u00e1s temprano que tarde, el d\u00eda lleg\u00f3. \u00a1Me cortaron el candado en el gimnasio! y con eso, mi\u00a0locker qued\u00f3 abierto. 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