{"id":31904,"date":"2023-08-04T06:00:25","date_gmt":"2023-08-04T12:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=31904"},"modified":"2024-12-20T21:25:33","modified_gmt":"2024-12-21T03:25:33","slug":"cortaron-mi-candado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2023\/08\/04\/cortaron-mi-candado\/","title":{"rendered":"Cortaron mi candado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hola amigos, sab\u00edamos que este d\u00eda iba a llegar y pues m\u00e1s temprano que tarde, el d\u00eda lleg\u00f3. \u00a1Me cortaron el candado en el gimnasio! y con eso, mi\u00a0<em>locker<\/em> qued\u00f3 abierto.<\/p>\n<p>Fue uno de los instructores, el que se dio a la tarea de violentar el candado, con el fin de abrirlo, para nunca m\u00e1s poder ser cerrado. Ac\u00e1 les explico con un poco de detalle qu\u00e9 fue lo que pas\u00f3, el procedimiento que se sigui\u00f3, porque s\u00ed amigos, incluso para abrir un candado hay un procedimiento, \u00bfalguna vez les he dicho que hay mil y un procedimientos para todo, menos para lo importante?, pues si, incluso hasta se tuvo que firmar una hoja, que por cierto, luego para en la basura, pero bueno,\u00a0<em>es lo que hay que hacer<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Claro que la verg\u00fcenza es m\u00e1xima y en fin, ya sab\u00eda que alg\u00fan d\u00eda iba a pasar. Por el momento, voy a confiar en la humanidad y asumir que nadie va a querer robarse mis playeras con sudor o mi\u00a0<em>shampoo<\/em>, ni que tampoco les interesar\u00e1 mi toalla de ba\u00f1o. As\u00ed que mientras consigo un nuevo candado, ese espacio que utilizo para guardar mis cosas, quedar\u00e1 a merced de todo el mundo.<\/p>\n<p>En lo que cierro el\u00a0<em>locker<\/em>, denle al bot\u00f3n del play y acomp\u00e1\u00f1enme en esta vergonzosa nueva aventura de\u00a0<em>Daily Gym<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hola amigos, sab\u00edamos que este d\u00eda iba a llegar y pues m\u00e1s temprano que tarde, el d\u00eda lleg\u00f3. \u00a1Me cortaron el candado en el gimnasio! y con eso, mi\u00a0locker qued\u00f3 abierto. Fue uno de los instructores, el que se dio a la tarea de violentar el candado, con el fin de abrirlo, para nunca m\u00e1s &#8230; <a title=\"Cortaron mi candado\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2023\/08\/04\/cortaron-mi-candado\/\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre Cortaron mi candado\">Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30923,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/quechilero\/p\/dts.podtrac.com\/redirect.mp3\/archive.org\/download\/DailyGymPodcast\/161-CortaronMiCandado.mp3","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"13:12","filesize":"12.32M","date_recorded":"2023-08-04 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