{"id":28,"date":"2006-07-16T00:00:46","date_gmt":"2006-07-16T06:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/16\/el-hombre-que-queria-ser-mujer\/"},"modified":"2006-07-16T00:00:46","modified_gmt":"2006-07-16T06:00:46","slug":"el-hombre-que-queria-ser-mujer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/16\/el-hombre-que-queria-ser-mujer\/","title":{"rendered":"El Hombre que quer\u00eda ser Mujer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u00a1Mucho cuidado con lo que deseas!, podr\u00eda hacerse realidad.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Un hombre se quejaba as\u00ed:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00abDios m\u00edo, ten compasi\u00f3n de mi, mira como trabajo tanto, en cambio mi mujer tan tranquila en la casa.<\/p>\n<p>Yo dar\u00eda cualquier cosa para que hicieras un milagro y convirtieras a mi mujer en m\u00ed, y yo en mi mujer, para que la muy floja aprenda lo que es la vida de un hombre\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Dios, en su infinita misericordia, \u00a1ZAZ! que le concede el milagro.<\/p>\n<p>El primer d\u00eda en la ma\u00f1ana, el milagro andante corre a levantar a los muchachos para que se alisten, prepara desayunos, pone una lavadora, saca del congelador la carne para el mediod\u00eda y sale disparada a la escuela con los hijos.<\/p>\n<p>De vuelta pasa a la gasolinera, cambia un cheque, paga el tel\u00e9fono y la luz, recoge los trajes de la tintorer\u00eda, hace el s\u00faper rapid\u00edsimo \u00a1y ya estaba al filo de la una de la tarde!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nTendi\u00f3 camas, sac\u00f3 la ropa h\u00fameda y puso otra lavadora, aspir\u00f3 por donde siempre anda mirando la suegra, prepar\u00f3 un arroz sancochado, sali\u00f3 disparado a la escuela, se pele\u00f3 con los chicos, les dio de comer, lav\u00f3 los platos, tendi\u00f3 la ropa h\u00fameda en sillas porque estaba lloviendo a?  c\u00e1ntaros, mir\u00f3 que los ni\u00f1os comenzaran a hacer la tarea, planch\u00f3 una ropita pendiente mientras ve\u00eda algo de tele&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Y sali\u00f3 disparado a la cocina para preparar la cena mientras volv\u00eda a pelear con los hijos para que se ba\u00f1aran a tiempo.<\/p>\n<p>A las 9 de la noche estaba agotado y deseando dormir a pierna suelta, pero en la cama le esperaban m\u00e1s deberes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1EL DEBER DE ESPOSA! lo cumpli\u00f3 como pudo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Al d\u00eda siguiente volvi\u00f3 a clamar a Dios:<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a1Se\u00f1or! \u00a1En qu\u00e9 estaba pensando cuando tanto te supliqu\u00e9 que me cambiaras el rol! 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