{"id":2683,"date":"2009-04-30T08:00:47","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T14:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=2683"},"modified":"2009-04-30T08:00:47","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T14:00:47","slug":"como-ser-desdichado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/30\/como-ser-desdichado\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00f3mo ser desdichado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El padre Hagspiel tiene la siguiente receta para aquellos que quieren hacer  desdichada su vida. Est\u00e1 garantizada como cien por ciento infalible.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Habla sobre ti mismo.<\/li>\n<li>Usa la palabra \u00abyo\u00bb tanto como sea posible.<\/li>\n<li>Cont\u00e9mplate reflejado continuamente en la opini\u00f3n de los dem\u00e1s.<\/li>\n<li>Escucha anhelante lo que los dem\u00e1s dicen acerca de ti.<\/li>\n<li>Espera ser apreciado.<\/li>\n<li>Busca siempre divertirte a costa de los dem\u00e1s.<\/li>\n<li>Elude tus deberes siempre que puedas.<\/li>\n<li>Haz lo menos que puedas en bien de los dem\u00e1s.<\/li>\n<li>\u00c1mate a ti mismo en grado superlativo.<\/li>\n<li>S\u00e9 ego\u00edsta.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El padre Hagspiel tiene la siguiente receta para aquellos que quieren hacer desdichada su vida. Est\u00e1 garantizada como cien por ciento infalible. Habla sobre ti mismo. Usa la palabra \u00abyo\u00bb tanto como sea posible. Cont\u00e9mplate reflejado continuamente en la opini\u00f3n de los dem\u00e1s. Escucha anhelante lo que los dem\u00e1s dicen acerca de ti. 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