{"id":2652,"date":"2009-04-17T08:00:09","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T14:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=2652"},"modified":"2009-04-17T08:00:09","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T14:00:09","slug":"menudas-razones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/17\/menudas-razones\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Menudas razones!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una tortuga viv\u00eda tranquilamente en el campo. Un d\u00eda la invit\u00f3 una prima que  viv\u00eda en la ciudad a pasar unos d\u00edas con ella. Ilusionada por el deseo de  conocer algo de mundo, la tortuga campesina acept\u00f3 la invitaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>La distancia no era mucha, no m\u00e1s de un kil\u00f3metro, pero para la tortuga era  ya un gran viaje. Se crey\u00f3 capaz de realizarlo en breve tiempo y a la ma\u00f1ana  siguiente se puso en camino.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <em>Con mi paso seguro y constante \u2013pens\u00f3-, antes del mediod\u00eda habr\u00e9 llegado  con toda seguridad. Justo a tiempo de sentarme a la mesa.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Parti\u00f3 tatareando una musiquilla.<\/p>\n<p>Camina, camina, camina&#8230; A medio d\u00eda la tortuga hab\u00eda recorrido apenas unos  centenares de metros.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando oy\u00f3 tocar las doce en un campanario, estall\u00f3:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <em>\u00a1Que campanario m\u00e1s est\u00fapido! Si no har\u00e1 ni una hora que sal\u00ed de casa, y ya  tocan las doce. Est\u00e1n todos los relojes desquiciados y los campanarios  borrachos.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Camina, camina&#8230; Se puso el sol y el fulgor de las estrellas despunt\u00f3, pero  la tortuga a\u00fan no hab\u00eda concluido su viaje.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1s enrabiada que nunca, se puso a despotricar:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <em>\u00a1El mundo no es ya lo que era! El sol se pone m\u00e1s deprisa, las estrellas  aparecen fuera de horario y los d\u00edas \u00a1ya no son de veinticuatro horas!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Y rezongando, retom\u00f3 su camino maldiciendo la carretera, \u00abmuy pedregosa y  tortuosa\u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una tortuga viv\u00eda tranquilamente en el campo. Un d\u00eda la invit\u00f3 una prima que viv\u00eda en la ciudad a pasar unos d\u00edas con ella. Ilusionada por el deseo de conocer algo de mundo, la tortuga campesina acept\u00f3 la invitaci\u00f3n. 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