{"id":249,"date":"2006-10-03T15:34:22","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T21:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/03\/para-mujeres\/"},"modified":"2006-10-03T15:34:22","modified_gmt":"2006-10-03T21:34:22","slug":"para-mujeres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/03\/para-mujeres\/","title":{"rendered":"Para mujeres"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buscando informaci\u00f3n en mi computadora, encontr\u00e9 un correo que me mandaron hace alg\u00fan tiempo, con una serie de Leyes de Murphy dedicadas a las mujeres.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Los Hombres buena onda son feos.<br \/>\nLos Hombres guapos y buena onda son gays.<br \/>\nLos Hombres guapos, buena onda y heterosexuales est\u00e1n casados.<br \/>\nLos Hombres no tan guapos pero buena onda, no tienen dinero.<br \/>\nLos Hombres no tan guapos pero buena onda y con dinero, creen que las mujeres s\u00f3lo quieren su dinero.<br \/>\nLos Hombres guapos y sin dinero van tras el dinero de las mujeres.<br \/>\nLos Hombres guapos, con no tan buena onda y heterosexuales, no creen que las mujeres sean suficientemente guapas.<br \/>\nLos Hombres con razonable buena onda y que creen que las mujeres son guapas, son unos cobardes.<br \/>\nLos Hombres que son razonablemente guapos, con razonable buena onda y que tienen algo de dinero, son t\u00edmidos y nunca toman la iniciativa.<br \/>\nLos Hombres que nunca toman la iniciativa, pierden autom\u00e1ticamente el inter\u00e9s cuando las mujeres toman la iniciativa.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00bfQue opinan los hombres y las mujeres?. 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