{"id":2420,"date":"2009-03-23T08:00:48","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T14:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=2420"},"modified":"2009-03-23T08:00:48","modified_gmt":"2009-03-23T14:00:48","slug":"50-grandes-mentiras-segunda-parte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/23\/50-grandes-mentiras-segunda-parte\/","title":{"rendered":"50 grandes mentiras, segunda parte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i392.photobucket.com\/albums\/pp7\/pepejaguar\/blog\/mentiras-seo1.jpg?resize=320%2C312\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"312\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Esta es la <em>segunda parte<\/em> de las <strong>50 metiras mas populares<\/strong>, costumbre, man\u00eda, tradici\u00f3n, cultura, necesidad, muchos factores intervienen en el hecho de decir mentiras.<\/p>\n<p>26. El lunes empiezo la dieta<br \/>\n27. S\u00ed, sal\u00ed con ella, pero no pas\u00f3 nada.<br \/>\n28. Tienes los ojos m\u00e1s lindos que vi en mi vida.<br \/>\n29. \u00bfYo?\u2026 \u00bfir a esos lugares?\u2026 \u00a1Nunca!<br \/>\n30. S\u00ed, choqu\u00e9, pero la culpa la tuvo el otro.<br \/>\n31. Borracho, borracho nunca estuve\u2026 s\u00f3lo un poco alegre.<br \/>\n32. \u00bfEs en serio que Playboy tiene p\u00e1gina web?<br \/>\n33. No, no tengo tel\u00e9fono\u2026 pero dame el tuyo que yo te llamo.<br \/>\n34. Te estuve llamando, pero nadie contest\u00f3.<br \/>\n35. Qu\u00e9 pena que no fuiste. \u00a1Fue incre\u00edble como nos lo pasamos!<br \/>\n36. Jam\u00e1s te olvidar\u00e9.<br \/>\n37. Ll\u00e1mame en cinco minutos, que estoy en una reuni\u00f3n<br \/>\n38. Mis ojos est\u00e1n rojos porque estoy resfriado<br \/>\n39. Es la puntita nada m\u00e1s mi amor<br \/>\n40. A uno de mi pueblo tambi\u00e9n le pas\u00f3<br \/>\n41. No escuch\u00e9 cuando son\u00f3 el celular, debe ser que me qued\u00e9 dormido.<br \/>\n42. Hola, \u00bfpap\u00e1?\u2026 me quedar\u00e9 a dormir en casa de un amigo.<br \/>\n43. Ma\u00f1ana te traigo tus CD\u2019s<br \/>\n44. Dame tiempo\u2026 tengo que aclarar mis ideas.<br \/>\n45. Se me perdi\u00f3 tu correo, a ver, d\u00e1melo.<br \/>\n46. Ve con calma, yo te cuido a tu chica<br \/>\n47. A ella la veo como amiga.<br \/>\n48. Con mi ex ahora somos amigu\u00edsimos.<br \/>\n49. Cuando me case nunca m\u00e1s voy a mirar a otra.<br \/>\n50. Te amar\u00e9 por siempre.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfcu\u00e1les has dicho?, \u00bfcu\u00e1ntas has dicho?, \u00bfcu\u00e1l has dicho, que no est\u00e1 aqu\u00ed?<\/p>\n<p><em>50 grandes mentiras, <a title=\"50 grandes mentiras\" href=\"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/16\/50-grandes-mentiras-primera-parte\/\">primera parte<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Visto en <a title=\"50 grandes mentiras\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dogguie.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dogguie<\/a><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Esta es la segunda parte de las 50 metiras mas populares, costumbre, man\u00eda, tradici\u00f3n, cultura, necesidad, muchos factores intervienen en el hecho de decir mentiras. 26. El lunes empiezo la dieta 27. S\u00ed, sal\u00ed con ella, pero no pas\u00f3 nada. 28. Tienes los ojos m\u00e1s lindos que vi en mi vida. 29. \u00bfYo?\u2026 \u00bfir a &#8230; <a title=\"50 grandes mentiras, segunda parte\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/23\/50-grandes-mentiras-segunda-parte\/\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre 50 grandes mentiras, segunda parte\">Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[11,15,4,9,5,24],"series":[],"class_list":["post-2420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limones","tag-amigo","tag-amor","tag-blog","tag-idea","tag-tiempo","tag-vida"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/quechilero.com\/blog\/imagenes\/podcast.png?fit=1831%2C1831&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":{"amazon":{"key":"amazon","url":"","label":"Amazon","class":"amazon","icon":"amazon.png"},"apple_podcasts":{"key":"apple_podcasts","url":"","label":"Apple Podcasts","class":"apple_podcasts","icon":"apple-podcasts.png"},"castbox":{"key":"castbox","url":"","label":"CastBox","class":"castbox","icon":"castbox.png"},"deezer":{"key":"deezer","url":"","label":"Deezer","class":"deezer","icon":"deezer.png"},"google_podcasts":{"key":"google_podcasts","url":"","label":"Google Podcasts","class":"google_podcasts","icon":"google-podcasts.png"},"listen_notes":{"key":"listen_notes","url":"","label":"Listen Notes","class":"listen_notes","icon":"listen-notes.png"},"pandora":{"key":"pandora","url":"","label":"Pandora","class":"pandora","icon":"pandora.png"},"podbean":{"key":"podbean","url":"","label":"Podbean","class":"podbean","icon":"podbean.png"},"podcast_republic":{"key":"podcast_republic","url":"","label":"Podcast Republic","class":"podcast_republic","icon":"podcast-republic.png"},"rss":{"key":"rss","url":"","label":"RSS","class":"rss","icon":"rss.png"},"spotify":{"key":"spotify","url":"","label":"Spotify","class":"spotify","icon":"spotify.png"},"stitcher":{"key":"stitcher","url":"","label":"Stitcher","class":"stitcher","icon":"stitcher.png"},"tunein":{"key":"tunein","url":"","label":"TuneIn","class":"tunein","icon":"tunein.png"},"youtube":{"key":"youtube","url":"","label":"YouTube","class":"youtube","icon":"youtube.png"},"iheartradio":{"key":"iheartradio","url":"","label":"iHeartRadio","class":"iheartradio","icon":"iheartradio.png"},"ivoox":{"key":"ivoox","url":"","label":"iVoox","class":"ivoox","icon":"ivoox.png"}},"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/si-la-vida-nos-da-limones","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"WdYR0NK4vL\"><a href=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/23\/50-grandes-mentiras-segunda-parte\/\">50 grandes mentiras, segunda parte<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/23\/50-grandes-mentiras-segunda-parte\/embed\/#?secret=WdYR0NK4vL\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"\u00ab50 grandes mentiras, segunda parte\u00bb \u2014 Si la Vida nos da Limones...\" data-secret=\"WdYR0NK4vL\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! 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