{"id":21388,"date":"2015-07-22T08:00:43","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T14:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=21388"},"modified":"2015-07-01T10:16:57","modified_gmt":"2015-07-01T16:16:57","slug":"espera-no-tan-rapido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/22\/espera-no-tan-rapido\/","title":{"rendered":"Espera, no tan r\u00e1pido&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cuentan que una vez un cient\u00edfico soberbio fue con Dios y le dijo:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Se\u00f1or, convocamos a una junta cient\u00edfica mundial y hemos decidido que ya no te necesitamos.<\/p>\n<p>El Se\u00f1or con su infinita paciencia oy\u00f3 al hombre y le pregunt\u00f3:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfAh s\u00ed? \u00bfY c\u00f3mo llegaron a esa decisi\u00f3n?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pues ya hacemos transplantes de pr\u00e1cticamente cualquier miembro del cuerpo, podemos hacer beb\u00e9s para parejas que no pueden tener hijos, crear vida artificial, clonar a la gente y hacer todas esas cosas que antes se consideraban milagrosas.<\/p>\n<p>Dios s\u00f3lo lo escuchaba y luego atin\u00f3 a decir:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfPueden crear vida?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; As\u00ed es. -respondi\u00f3 el cient\u00edfico.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfQu\u00e9 te parece si hacemos un concurso de crear vida? Lo hacemos del modo antiguo, as\u00ed como yo form\u00e9 a Ad\u00e1n; t\u00fa sabes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Me parece bien. -contest\u00f3 el cient\u00edfico.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Est\u00e1 bien, pues comencemos. -exclam\u00f3 Dios.<\/p>\n<p>Entonces el cient\u00edfico tom\u00f3 un pu\u00f1o de tierra, y le dice Dios:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Espera, no tan r\u00e1pido; cons\u00edguete tu propia tierra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cuentan que una vez un cient\u00edfico soberbio fue con Dios y le dijo: &#8211; Se\u00f1or, convocamos a una junta cient\u00edfica mundial y hemos decidido que ya no te necesitamos. 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