{"id":21209,"date":"2015-06-13T08:00:18","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T14:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=21209"},"modified":"2015-05-26T15:43:09","modified_gmt":"2015-05-26T21:43:09","slug":"el-cerdo-y-la-cerda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/13\/el-cerdo-y-la-cerda\/","title":{"rendered":"El cerdo y la cerda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hab\u00eda una vez un hombre que ten\u00eda una caba\u00f1a en las monta\u00f1as y un Porsche para llegar all\u00ed. Cada s\u00e1bado por la ma\u00f1ana, el hombre conduc\u00eda hasta su caba\u00f1a por un peligroso camino lleno de curvas cerradas, abismos sin vallas protectoras y enga\u00f1osos virajes.<\/p>\n<p>Pero a este hombre no le interesaba el peligro. Despu\u00e9s de todo, ten\u00eda un magn\u00edfico auto, era un excelente conductor, y conoc\u00eda el camino como la palma de su mano.<\/p>\n<p>Una hermosa ma\u00f1ana de s\u00e1bado, el hombre se dirig\u00eda a su caba\u00f1a. Al aproximarse a una de sus curvas favoritas redujo la velocidad, hizo los cambios, pis\u00f3 el freno prepar\u00e1ndose para la curva que se encontraba a una doscientas yardas. De repente, del otro lado de la curva surgi\u00f3 un auto casi fuera de control. El auto estuvo a punto de caer al abismo, pero en el \u00faltimo segundo su conductor consigui\u00f3 ponerlo de nuevo en el camino. El auto avanzaba zigzagueando.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a1Dios m\u00edo!\u00bb, pens\u00f3, \u00ab\u00a1Va a estrellarse conmigo!\u00bb De modo que el hombre redujo la velocidad hasta casi detener su Porsche.<\/p>\n<p>El auto se abalanz\u00f3 sobre \u00e9l estrepitosamente. Justo cuando estaba a punto de golpearlo -en el \u00faltimo momento- se desvi\u00f3 bruscamente a su carril. Al pasar junto a \u00e9l una hermosa mujer asom\u00f3 su cabeza por la ventanilla y le grit\u00f3 a todo pulm\u00f3n: \u00ab\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Cerdo!!!\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00bfQu\u00e9?\u00bb, pens\u00f3 \u00e9l, \u00ab\u00bfC\u00f3mo se atreve a llamarme as\u00ed?\u00bb \u00c9l estaba exasperado por el insulto. De manera instant\u00e1nea grit\u00f3: \u00ab\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Cerda!!!\u00bb, mientras ella continuaba su camino.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a1Yo estaba en mi l\u00ednea! \u00a1Era ella quien ven\u00eda de un lado a otro!\u00bb, rezong\u00f3. Luego comenz\u00f3 a controlar su ira; sonri\u00f3 y se sinti\u00f3 complacido por su pronta y aguda respuesta. \u00abLe di su merecido\u00bb, pens\u00f3 muy altivo.<\/p>\n<p>Acto seguido, pis\u00f3 el acelerador a fondo, tom\u00f3 velocidad alrededor de esa ciega curva&#8230; \u00a1Y se estrell\u00f3 con el cerdo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hab\u00eda una vez un hombre que ten\u00eda una caba\u00f1a en las monta\u00f1as y un Porsche para llegar all\u00ed. Cada s\u00e1bado por la ma\u00f1ana, el hombre conduc\u00eda hasta su caba\u00f1a por un peligroso camino lleno de curvas cerradas, abismos sin vallas protectoras y enga\u00f1osos virajes. Pero a este hombre no le interesaba el peligro. 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