{"id":20059,"date":"2015-04-20T08:00:43","date_gmt":"2015-04-20T14:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=20059"},"modified":"2015-04-08T11:34:41","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T17:34:41","slug":"el-chofer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/20\/el-chofer\/","title":{"rendered":"El chofer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En cierta ocasi\u00f3n, un hombre muy rico y poderoso, pero tambi\u00e9n lleno de a\u00f1os, decidi\u00f3 jubilar a su chofer de toda la vida. Puso un anuncio en el diario de la ciudad, contratando los servicios de un chofer.<\/p>\n<p>Llegaron muchos a la entrevista para ver qui\u00e9n ten\u00eda m\u00e1s experiencia para manejar y sobre todo prudencia. La prueba para ver qui\u00e9n se quedaba con el puesto consist\u00eda en una simple pregunta: \u00ab\u00bfQu\u00e9 tanto podr\u00edan manejar un auto en un barranco sin caer al precipicio?\u00bb. Simple la pregunta.<\/p>\n<p>El primer entrevistado dijo: \u00abYo podr\u00eda manejar tan cerca que si usted sacara la cabeza para escupir, su saliva caer\u00eda al precipicio\u00bb. Al hombre rico no le fue muy grato el comentario. Decidi\u00f3 entrevistar otro.<\/p>\n<p>El siguiente dijo: \u00abYo podr\u00eda manejar tan cerca que los neum\u00e1ticos rozar\u00edan el precipicio sin caernos y con los ojos vendados\u00bb. Todos exclamaron: \u00ab\u00a1Oh!\u00bb. Pero al hombre rico no le asombr\u00f3. Pensaron algunos que era un hombre exigente. Decidi\u00f3 entrevistar a otro.<\/p>\n<p>El tercer conductor dijo: \u00abYo podr\u00eda manejar tan cerca y sin caer que s\u00f3lo conducir\u00eda el auto con las llantas laterales al precipicio en el aire, y las otras rozando la orilla del barranco\u00bb. Hubo otra exclamaci\u00f3n todav\u00eda m\u00e1s fuerte. \u00a1Ya nadie podr\u00eda manejar mejor!<\/p>\n<p>Entre la exclamaci\u00f3n hubo un hombrecito en un rinc\u00f3n que dijo: \u00abYo preferir\u00eda manejar el auto tan lejos del precipicio como me fuera posible\u00bb. El hombre rico escuch\u00f3 y dijo: \u00ab\u00a1Este es el hombre que busco!\u00bb, y lo contrat\u00f3 de inmediato.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfPor qu\u00e9, buscarle tres patas al gato si sabemos que tiene cuatro? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 jugar con la tentaci\u00f3n hasta estar al borde del precipicio? \u00a1Huye lo m\u00e1s lejos posible!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En cierta ocasi\u00f3n, un hombre muy rico y poderoso, pero tambi\u00e9n lleno de a\u00f1os, decidi\u00f3 jubilar a su chofer de toda la vida. Puso un anuncio en el diario de la ciudad, contratando los servicios de un chofer. 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