{"id":19856,"date":"2015-02-27T08:00:42","date_gmt":"2015-02-27T14:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=19856"},"modified":"2015-01-27T11:30:50","modified_gmt":"2015-01-27T17:30:50","slug":"humor-adolescente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2015\/02\/27\/humor-adolescente\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor adolescente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un adolescente, reci\u00e9n aprobado su examen de conducir, le pregunta a su padre cu\u00e1ndo podr\u00eda \u00e9l utilizar el coche.<\/p>\n<p>El padre le dijo que hicieran un trato:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; T\u00fa mejoras las notas de un 7 a un 8, estudias la Biblia un poco y te cortas el pelo; entonces hablaremos sobre prestarte el coche.<\/p>\n<p>Unas seis semanas despu\u00e9s, le dijo el padre:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hijo, has mejorado tus notas, y he visto que has estado estudiando la Biblia, pero me decepciona ver que no te has cortado el pelo.<\/p>\n<p>El muchacho le responde:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sabes pap\u00e1, he estado viendo en mis estudios de la Biblia, que Sans\u00f3n llevaba el pelo largo, Juan el Bautista llevaba el cabello largo, Mois\u00e9s tambi\u00e9n lo llevaba largo, \u00a1y hasta existen evidencias de que Jes\u00fas llevaba el pelo largo!<\/p>\n<p>A lo que el padre contest\u00f3:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfY no te diste cuenta que todos ellos iban a pie a todas partes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un adolescente, reci\u00e9n aprobado su examen de conducir, le pregunta a su padre cu\u00e1ndo podr\u00eda \u00e9l utilizar el coche. El padre le dijo que hicieran un trato: &#8211; T\u00fa mejoras las notas de un 7 a un 8, estudias la Biblia un poco y te cortas el pelo; entonces hablaremos sobre prestarte el coche. 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