{"id":193,"date":"2006-08-26T18:35:03","date_gmt":"2006-08-27T00:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/26\/companeros-en-el-trabajo\/"},"modified":"2006-08-26T18:35:03","modified_gmt":"2006-08-27T00:35:03","slug":"companeros-en-el-trabajo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/26\/companeros-en-el-trabajo\/","title":{"rendered":"Compa\u00f1eros en el Trabajo"},"content":{"rendered":"

A todos nos ha pasado, siempre hay alguien en nuestro trabajo que se comporta de manera muy especial<\/em>, esta lista te ayudar\u00e1 a identificarlo y clasificarlo. Y seguro que tambi\u00e9n hay un \u00edtem que nos clasifica a nosotros. \u00bfcual es el tuyo?<\/p>\n

* Motor de refrigerador<\/strong>: Trabaja 5 minutos y el resto descansa.<\/p>\n

* Bioqu\u00edmico<\/strong>: Vive analizando las cagadas de los dem\u00e1s.<\/p>\n

* Bisagra<\/strong>: Si no est\u00e1 en la ventana est\u00e1 en la puerta.<\/p>\n

* Bolsillo de atr\u00e1s<\/strong>: No sirve ni para rascarse las bolas.<\/p>\n

* Buj\u00eda de madera<\/strong>: No tiene chispa para nada.<\/p>\n

* Cabeza de clavo<\/strong>: No tiene ni un poquito de seso.<\/p>\n

* Cable de plancha<\/strong>: Parece piola pero en realidad es un forro.<\/p>\n

* Charango<\/strong>: Mitad madera, mitad animal.<\/p>\n

* Conejo negro<\/strong>: No lo hacen trabajar ni los magos.<\/p>\n

* Consolador<\/strong>: no deja de ser un aparato.<\/p>\n

* Trasero de estatua<\/strong>: No hizo un \u00absorete\u00bb en toda su vida.<\/p>\n

* D\u00f3lar azul<\/strong>: Cualquier tonto se da cuenta que es falso.<\/p>\n

* Drag\u00f3n<\/strong>: Cada vez que abre la boca quema a alguien.<\/p>\n

* Escombro<\/strong>: Donde est\u00e1, molesta.<\/p>\n

* Estribo<\/strong>: \u00danicamente sirve para meter la pata.<\/p>\n

* Gato de circo<\/strong>: El \u00fanico animal que no trabaja.<\/p>\n

* Laxante<\/strong>: Hace cagar a todo el mundo.<\/p>\n

* Le\u00f3n<\/strong>: Es el rey de la oficina<\/p>\n

* Calcet\u00edn<\/strong>: Abre la boca para meter la pata.<\/p>\n

* Mono de circo<\/strong>: Siempre est\u00e1 dispuesto a trepar y figurar.<\/p>\n

* Pan de ayer<\/strong>: Nadie lo quiere.<\/p>\n

* Papa verde<\/strong>: No sirve ni para \u00f1oqui.<\/p>\n

* Papel ara\u00f1a<\/strong>: El forro m\u00e1s conocido.<\/p>\n

* Revista Para Ti<\/strong>: Parece \u00abGente\u00bb pero no es.<\/p>\n

* Planta interior<\/strong>: Siempre en el pasillo.<\/p>\n

* San Cayetano<\/strong>: Te acerc\u00e1s y te da trabajo.<\/p>\n

* Terapia intensiva<\/strong>: No lo pueden ver ni los parientes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A todos nos ha pasado, siempre hay alguien en nuestro trabajo que se comporta de manera muy especial, esta lista te ayudar\u00e1 a identificarlo y clasificarlo. Y seguro que tambi\u00e9n hay un \u00edtem que nos clasifica a nosotros. \u00bfcual es el tuyo? * Motor de refrigerador: Trabaja 5 minutos y el resto descansa. * Bioqu\u00edmico: … Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","filesize_raw":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[37,32,36,24],"series":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limones","tag-ayuda","tag-especial","tag-trabajo","tag-vida"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/quechilero.com\/blog\/imagenes\/podcast.png?fit=1831%2C1831&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":{"amazon":{"key":"amazon","url":"","label":"Amazon","class":"amazon","icon":"amazon.png"},"apple_podcasts":{"key":"apple_podcasts","url":"","label":"Apple Podcasts","class":"apple_podcasts","icon":"apple-podcasts.png"},"castbox":{"key":"castbox","url":"","label":"CastBox","class":"castbox","icon":"castbox.png"},"deezer":{"key":"deezer","url":"","label":"Deezer","class":"deezer","icon":"deezer.png"},"google_podcasts":{"key":"google_podcasts","url":"","label":"Google Podcasts","class":"google_podcasts","icon":"google-podcasts.png"},"listen_notes":{"key":"listen_notes","url":"","label":"Listen Notes","class":"listen_notes","icon":"listen-notes.png"},"pandora":{"key":"pandora","url":"","label":"Pandora","class":"pandora","icon":"pandora.png"},"podbean":{"key":"podbean","url":"","label":"Podbean","class":"podbean","icon":"podbean.png"},"podcast_republic":{"key":"podcast_republic","url":"","label":"Podcast Republic","class":"podcast_republic","icon":"podcast-republic.png"},"rss":{"key":"rss","url":"","label":"RSS","class":"rss","icon":"rss.png"},"spotify":{"key":"spotify","url":"","label":"Spotify","class":"spotify","icon":"spotify.png"},"stitcher":{"key":"stitcher","url":"","label":"Stitcher","class":"stitcher","icon":"stitcher.png"},"tunein":{"key":"tunein","url":"","label":"TuneIn","class":"tunein","icon":"tunein.png"},"youtube":{"key":"youtube","url":"","label":"YouTube","class":"youtube","icon":"youtube.png"},"iheartradio":{"key":"iheartradio","url":"","label":"iHeartRadio","class":"iheartradio","icon":"iheartradio.png"},"ivoox":{"key":"ivoox","url":"","label":"iVoox","class":"ivoox","icon":"ivoox.png"}},"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/si-la-vida-nos-da-limones","embedCode":"

Compa\u00f1eros en el Trabajo<\/a><\/blockquote>