{"id":184,"date":"2006-08-23T08:08:36","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T14:08:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/23\/pantallazo-azul\/"},"modified":"2006-08-23T08:08:36","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T14:08:36","slug":"pantallazo-azul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/23\/pantallazo-azul\/","title":{"rendered":"Pantallazo Azul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Para evitar el pantallazo azul, es fundamental recitar el siguiente texto, de preferencia acostado boca abajo y en direcci\u00f3n a Silicon Valley, la mano derecha agarrando el mouse y con la izquierda tocando la tecla de windows en el teclado.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span class=\"fGran\">Bill G. que estas en Microsoft.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"fGran\">Masificado sea tu sistema operativo, venga a nosotros tu Windows Vista, h\u00e1gase tu voluntad as\u00ed en Intel como en AMD danos hoy tu DOS de cada d\u00eda y perdona nuestras versiones pirata, as\u00ed como nosotros perdonamos tus fallos de seguridad y no nos dejes caer en la tentaci\u00f3n del linux y OS\/2 y l\u00edbranos del Mac.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"fGran\">Enter<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>(Presiona cualquier tecla para continuar)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pepejaguar\/219126903\/\" target=\"_new\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/92\/219126903_0eefad4d2e.jpg?resize=462%2C347\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Error en Windows\" width=\"462\" height=\"347\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Para evitar el pantallazo azul, es fundamental recitar el siguiente texto, de preferencia acostado boca abajo y en direcci\u00f3n a Silicon Valley, la mano derecha agarrando el mouse y con la izquierda tocando la tecla de windows en el teclado. 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