{"id":17673,"date":"2014-01-19T08:00:52","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T14:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=17673"},"modified":"2014-01-13T17:24:21","modified_gmt":"2014-01-13T23:24:21","slug":"no-pierdas-la-paciencia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/19\/no-pierdas-la-paciencia\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1No pierdas la paciencia!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En el supermercado un hombre se percat\u00f3 de una se\u00f1ora que llevaba en su carrito de compras una peque\u00f1a ni\u00f1a de tres a\u00f1os de edad. Al pasar por la secci\u00f3n de las golosinas, la peque\u00f1a pidi\u00f3 unas galletitas. Su madre le dijo que no. 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