{"id":17612,"date":"2013-12-30T08:00:03","date_gmt":"2013-12-30T14:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=17612"},"modified":"2013-12-09T07:26:37","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T13:26:37","slug":"enojo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/30\/enojo\/","title":{"rendered":"Enojo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Esa ma\u00f1ana despert\u00f3 como todos los d\u00edas, enojado con el mundo, con una tristeza no procesada que se dejaba entrever en cada uno de sus actos. Cuando logr\u00f3 dejar sus s\u00e1banas, encendi\u00f3 un cigarrillo y tom\u00f3 caf\u00e9, cargado y sin az\u00facar, como lo indicaba la rutina. Acto seguido, se visti\u00f3, tom\u00f3 las llaves de su casa y sin siquiera mirarse al espejo o asearse, dej\u00f3 su casa y parti\u00f3 en busca de una botella de ron. Al entrar en la tienda, se dirigi\u00f3 al vendedor:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dame una botella de ron -dijo con tono golpeado y sin saludar-.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Buenos d\u00edas, se\u00f1or -respondi\u00f3 el dependiente y luego sigui\u00f3- \u00bfQu\u00e9 ron desea?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Cualquiera, el m\u00e1s barato.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Tenemos una oferta de bebida y ron.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No te ped\u00ed bebida, s\u00f3lo quiero ron -contest\u00f3 ofuscado-.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Se\u00f1or, la bebida viene de regalo.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a1Ya te dije que no quiero bebida! -dijo alzando la voz- S\u00f3lo quiero ron, \u00bfes tan dif\u00edcil de entender&#8230; o eres idiota? Bueno&#8230; para atender en una licorer\u00eda, no necesitas mucha inteligencia.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Por favor, no me grite -agreg\u00f3 el dependiente perdiendo la paciencia-. Probablemente para atender en una licorer\u00eda no se necesite mucha inteligencia, pero al menos tengo educaci\u00f3n y lo he tratado con respeto, le pido que haga lo mismo conmigo.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a1Vete a la mierda! -refunfu\u00f1\u00f3 al mismo tiempo que sal\u00eda de la tienda-.<\/p>\n<p>Mientras caminaba, el hombre sinti\u00f3 un peso en el pecho, era una sensaci\u00f3n parecida a la angustia, totalmente desconocida para \u00e9l; por consiguiente, no sab\u00eda qu\u00e9 hacer, as\u00ed es que apur\u00f3 el paso para llegar pronto a su casa. 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