{"id":174,"date":"2006-08-22T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/22\/de-perros\/"},"modified":"2006-08-22T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T21:00:00","slug":"de-perros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/22\/de-perros\/","title":{"rendered":"De perros"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un carnicero estaba trabajando muy ocupado, cuando ve entrar a su local un perro al que echa de la tienda, poco despu\u00e9s el perro entra nuevamente y esta vez el carnicero se da cuenta que el perro trae una nota en el hocico que dice:<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfPodr\u00eda darme una pierna de cordero, por favor?<\/p>\n<p>Lo mira, y ahora tiene un billete de 10 d\u00f3lares en el hocico, as\u00ed que el carnicero asombrado toma el dinero, mete la pierna de cordero en una bolsa y la coloca en el hocico del perro.<\/p>\n<p>El carnicero impresionado decide cerrar la tienda y seguir al perro, \u00e9ste toma una calle hasta un cruce donde se detiene, deja la bolsa en el piso y se para en sus patas traseras para presionar el bot\u00f3n de cruce, una vez que cambia la luz, toma la bolsa, avanza y llega hasta un paradero de autobuses, ah\u00ed se sienta pacientemente y cuando se aproxima un bus se para, mira el n\u00famero y se vuelve a sentar hasta que llega el autob\u00fas adecuado, entonces toma la bolsa y se sube, ya arriba del autob\u00fas mira por la ventana distra\u00eddamente hasta que llegan a un sector de la ciudad donde toca el timbre y se baja.<\/p>\n<p>De ah\u00ed llega a una casa, deja la bolsa en el suelo y con la cabeza empieza a golpear la puerta un par de veces y como nadie abre la puerta, da la vuelta a la casa, esta vez golpea una ventana y regresa nuevamente a la puerta a esperar que abran, casi inmediatamente aparece un tipo en la puerta que empieza a gritar al perro, por lo que el carnicero le dice:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Pero hombre! \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 trata as\u00ed al animal? \u00a1Es un genio, bien podr\u00eda salir en la televisi\u00f3n!<\/p>\n<p>A lo que el hombre responde:<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfGenio? \u00bfEst\u00e1 usted loco? \u00a1Esta es la segunda vez en esta semana que olvida su llave!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un carnicero estaba trabajando muy ocupado, cuando ve entrar a su local un perro al que echa de la tienda, poco despu\u00e9s el perro entra nuevamente y esta vez el carnicero se da cuenta que el perro trae una nota en el hocico que dice: \u00bfPodr\u00eda darme una pierna de cordero, por favor? 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