{"id":17304,"date":"2013-10-02T08:00:09","date_gmt":"2013-10-02T14:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=17304"},"modified":"2013-10-01T19:07:02","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T01:07:02","slug":"adivinanza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/02\/adivinanza\/","title":{"rendered":"Adivinanza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cuando se les pregunt\u00f3 esta adivinanza, el 80% de los ni\u00f1os preescolares acertaron con la respuesta, comparado con el 17% de los graduados de la Universidad de Stanford.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 es m\u00e1s grande que Dios,<br \/>\nM\u00e1s malo que el demonio,<br \/>\nLos pobres lo tienen,<br \/>\nLos ricos lo necesitan,<br \/>\nY si lo comes, te mueres?<\/p>\n<p>La respuesta es: \u00a1NADA!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Nada es m\u00e1s grande que Dios!<br \/>\n\u00a1Nada es m\u00e1s malo que el demonio!<br \/>\nEs lo que los pobres tienen: nada.<br \/>\nEs lo que los ricos necesitan: nada.<br \/>\nY si nada comes, \u00a1te morir\u00e1s!<\/p>\n<p>No creo que las estad\u00edsticas sean ciertas, sino m\u00e1s bien parte de una broma. 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