{"id":173,"date":"2006-08-23T15:00:05","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T21:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/23\/condon\/"},"modified":"2006-08-23T15:00:05","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T21:00:05","slug":"condon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/23\/condon\/","title":{"rendered":"Cond\u00f3n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Llega un ni\u00f1o a la farmacia y dice:<\/p>\n<p>Se\u00f1od, me da un condon, pod favod.<\/p>\n<p>El vendedor no lo puede creer y le dice:<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9?<\/p>\n<p>Y el ni\u00f1o le dice:<\/p>\n<p>Me da un condon pod favod.<\/p>\n<p>El vendedor le dice atontado:<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfPara qu\u00e9 quieres t\u00fa un condon?<\/p>\n<p>El ni\u00f1o le dice:<\/p>\n<p>Pada amarradme ed zapatito.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Llega un ni\u00f1o a la farmacia y dice: Se\u00f1od, me da un condon, pod favod. El vendedor no lo puede creer y le dice: \u00bfQu\u00e9? 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