{"id":172,"date":"2006-08-21T15:00:53","date_gmt":"2006-08-21T21:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/21\/lorito\/"},"modified":"2006-08-21T15:00:53","modified_gmt":"2006-08-21T21:00:53","slug":"lorito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/21\/lorito\/","title":{"rendered":"Lorito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ricardo recibi\u00f3 un loro por su cumplea\u00f1os; ya era un loro adulto, con una muy mala actitud y vocabulario. Cada palabra que dec\u00eda estaba adornada por alguna palabrota, as\u00ed como siempre de muy mal genio.<\/p>\n<p>Ricardo trat\u00f3 desde el primer d\u00eda de corregir la actitud del loro, dici\u00e9ndole palabras bondadosas y con mucha educaci\u00f3n, le pon\u00eda m\u00fasica suave y siempre lo trataba con mucho cari\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p>Lleg\u00f3 un d\u00eda en que Ricardo perdi\u00f3 la paciencia y grit\u00f3 al loro, el cual se puso m\u00e1s grosero a\u00fan, hasta que en un momento de desesperaci\u00f3n, Ricardo puso al loro en el congelador.<\/p>\n<p>Por un par de minutos a\u00fan pudo escuchar los gritos del loro y el revuelo que causaba en el compartimiento, hasta que de pronto todo fue silencio.<\/p>\n<p>Luego de un rato, Ricardo arrepentido y temeroso de haber matado al loro, r\u00e1pidamente abri\u00f3 la puerta del congelador. 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