{"id":172,"date":"2006-08-21T15:00:53","date_gmt":"2006-08-21T21:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/21\/lorito\/"},"modified":"2006-08-21T15:00:53","modified_gmt":"2006-08-21T21:00:53","slug":"lorito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/21\/lorito\/","title":{"rendered":"Lorito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ricardo recibi\u00f3 un loro por su cumplea\u00f1os; ya era un loro adulto, con una muy mala actitud y vocabulario. 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