{"id":171,"date":"2006-08-20T15:00:49","date_gmt":"2006-08-20T21:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/20\/jesus-te-esta-mirando\/"},"modified":"2006-08-20T15:00:49","modified_gmt":"2006-08-20T21:00:49","slug":"jesus-te-esta-mirando","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/20\/jesus-te-esta-mirando\/","title":{"rendered":"Jes\u00fas te est\u00e1 mirando"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un ladr\u00f3n a la media noche se mete en una casa a robar. Entra por una ventana, y cuando est\u00e1 adentro en la oscuridad oye una voz que dice:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Jes\u00fas te est\u00e1 mirando!<\/p>\n<p>Entonces, el ladr\u00f3n se asusta y se detiene. Luego como ve que no ocurre nada contin\u00faa. 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