{"id":16844,"date":"2013-07-24T08:00:20","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T14:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=16844"},"modified":"2013-08-16T17:39:34","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T23:39:34","slug":"la-anciana-inteligente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/24\/la-anciana-inteligente\/","title":{"rendered":"La anciana inteligente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una anciana era amiga de una joven casada, cuya suegra sospechaba que ella hab\u00eda robado un trozo de carne y por eso quer\u00eda echarla de casa. La muchacha, desesperada, fue a lamentarse a la vieja.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfD\u00f3nde puedes ir? -dec\u00eda esta \u00faltima-. Voy a conseguir que tu suegra te llame.<\/p>\n<p>Entonces se present\u00f3 en casa de la joven con un haz de paja.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mis perros est\u00e1n peleando por un pedazo de carne -dijo-. As\u00ed es que quiero lumbre para encender un fuego para darles golpes.<\/p>\n<p>Tan pronto como la suegra oy\u00f3 esto, mand\u00f3 llamar a su nuera.<\/p>\n<p>Esta anciana no estaba dotada de elocuencia, y el tomar un haz de paja para pedir lumbre no es la manera corriente de producir una reconciliaci\u00f3n; pero cuando se produce como es debido, se logran buenos resultados.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una anciana era amiga de una joven casada, cuya suegra sospechaba que ella hab\u00eda robado un trozo de carne y por eso quer\u00eda echarla de casa. La muchacha, desesperada, fue a lamentarse a la vieja. &#8211; \u00bfD\u00f3nde puedes ir? -dec\u00eda esta \u00faltima-. Voy a conseguir que tu suegra te llame. 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