{"id":16820,"date":"2013-07-13T08:00:08","date_gmt":"2013-07-13T14:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=16820"},"modified":"2013-08-16T17:01:56","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T23:01:56","slug":"la-vaca-y-el-cerdo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/13\/la-vaca-y-el-cerdo\/","title":{"rendered":"La vaca y el cerdo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 es as\u00ed? -dijo el hombre rico a su ministro-, \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 las personas me llaman taca\u00f1o si saben que cuando yo muera le dejar\u00e9 todo a la Iglesia y a mis hijos?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Perm\u00edtame contarle una f\u00e1bula sobre el cerdo y la vaca -dijo el ministro.<\/p>\n<p><em>El cerdo es un poco popular en tanto que la vaca es amada, esto sorprend\u00eda al cerdo. \u00abLas personas hablan maravillas de tu gentil naturaleza y de tus ojos tristes\u00bb, dijo el cerdo a la vaca. \u00abPiensan que eres generosa porque cada d\u00eda les das leche y crema. \u00bfY qu\u00e9 ocurre conmigo? Les doy todo lo que tengo. Les doy tocino y jam\u00f3n. Proporciono cerdas para los cepillos. \u00a1Incluso hacen curtidos con mis patas! Y no obstante a nadie le gusto. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 es as\u00ed?\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfSabe usted lo que contest\u00f3 la vaca? -pregunt\u00f3 el ministro. La vaca dijo: \u00abQuiz\u00e1 es porque yo se los doy mientras estoy viva.\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 es as\u00ed? -dijo el hombre rico a su ministro-, \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 las personas me llaman taca\u00f1o si saben que cuando yo muera le dejar\u00e9 todo a la Iglesia y a mis hijos? &#8211; Perm\u00edtame contarle una f\u00e1bula sobre el cerdo y la vaca -dijo el ministro. 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