{"id":16790,"date":"2013-06-27T08:00:47","date_gmt":"2013-06-27T14:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=16790"},"modified":"2013-08-16T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T22:35:00","slug":"un-%ef%bb%bfmillon-de-sapos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/27\/un-%ef%bb%bfmillon-de-sapos\/","title":{"rendered":"Un \ufeffmill\u00f3n de sapos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un hacendado fue a la ciudad y le pregunt\u00f3 al due\u00f1o de un restaurante si pod\u00eda utilizar un mill\u00f3n de piernas de sapos. El due\u00f1o del restaurante qued\u00f3 asustado y quiso saber d\u00f3nde pretend\u00eda el hacendado conseguir tantas piernas de sapos. El hacendado le respondi\u00f3: \u00abCerca de mi casa hay un peque\u00f1o lago que est\u00e1 invadido e infestado de esos bichos. Son millares y hacen un barullo infernal, croando toda la noche. \u00a1Me estoy volviendo loco!\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Qued\u00f3 decidido, entonces, que el hombre le traer\u00eda quinientos sapos por semana, durante alg\u00fan tiempo. En la primera semana, el hacendado volvi\u00f3 al restaurante un poco avergonzado, pues tra\u00eda en sus manos dos sapos. El comerciante le pregunt\u00f3: \u00ab\u00bfD\u00f3nde est\u00e1 mi pedido?\u00bb El hombre respondi\u00f3: \u00abYo estaba totalmente enga\u00f1ado. \u00a1Hab\u00eda solo estos dos peque\u00f1os sapos en el lago! Ellos solos son los que hac\u00edan todo el barullo.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>La pr\u00f3xima vez que alguien te critique o se r\u00eda de ti, acu\u00e9rdate de que no son miles de sapos los que hacen todo el barullo, sino apenas dos sapitos. Mientras dos critican y r\u00eden, cientos te apoyan y animan.<\/p>\n<p>Acu\u00e9rdate de que las angustias y los problemas parecen mayores en la oscuridad. Hay una posibilidad muy grande de que, cuando llegue ma\u00f1ana y lo pienses mejor, el problema habr\u00e1 disminuido su importancia o habr\u00e1 desaparecido, quedando en su lugar un asunto de f\u00e1cil soluci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Lo mejor es dejar las preocupaciones en las manos de Dios. Ten hoy un d\u00eda feliz, sabiendo que Dios est\u00e1 en el control de tu vida.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un hacendado fue a la ciudad y le pregunt\u00f3 al due\u00f1o de un restaurante si pod\u00eda utilizar un mill\u00f3n de piernas de sapos. El due\u00f1o del restaurante qued\u00f3 asustado y quiso saber d\u00f3nde pretend\u00eda el hacendado conseguir tantas piernas de sapos. El hacendado le respondi\u00f3: \u00abCerca de mi casa hay un peque\u00f1o lago que est\u00e1 &#8230; <a title=\"Un \ufeffmill\u00f3n de sapos\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/27\/un-%ef%bb%bfmillon-de-sapos\/\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre Un \ufeffmill\u00f3n de sapos\">Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[51,46,18,21,34,5,24],"series":[],"class_list":["post-16790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limones","tag-dios","tag-feliz","tag-hombre","tag-problema","tag-solucion","tag-tiempo","tag-vida"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/quechilero.com\/blog\/imagenes\/podcast.png?fit=1831%2C1831&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":{"amazon":{"key":"amazon","url":"","label":"Amazon","class":"amazon","icon":"amazon.png"},"apple_podcasts":{"key":"apple_podcasts","url":"","label":"Apple Podcasts","class":"apple_podcasts","icon":"apple-podcasts.png"},"castbox":{"key":"castbox","url":"","label":"CastBox","class":"castbox","icon":"castbox.png"},"deezer":{"key":"deezer","url":"","label":"Deezer","class":"deezer","icon":"deezer.png"},"google_podcasts":{"key":"google_podcasts","url":"","label":"Google Podcasts","class":"google_podcasts","icon":"google-podcasts.png"},"listen_notes":{"key":"listen_notes","url":"","label":"Listen Notes","class":"listen_notes","icon":"listen-notes.png"},"pandora":{"key":"pandora","url":"","label":"Pandora","class":"pandora","icon":"pandora.png"},"podbean":{"key":"podbean","url":"","label":"Podbean","class":"podbean","icon":"podbean.png"},"podcast_republic":{"key":"podcast_republic","url":"","label":"Podcast Republic","class":"podcast_republic","icon":"podcast-republic.png"},"rss":{"key":"rss","url":"","label":"RSS","class":"rss","icon":"rss.png"},"spotify":{"key":"spotify","url":"","label":"Spotify","class":"spotify","icon":"spotify.png"},"stitcher":{"key":"stitcher","url":"","label":"Stitcher","class":"stitcher","icon":"stitcher.png"},"tunein":{"key":"tunein","url":"","label":"TuneIn","class":"tunein","icon":"tunein.png"},"youtube":{"key":"youtube","url":"","label":"YouTube","class":"youtube","icon":"youtube.png"},"iheartradio":{"key":"iheartradio","url":"","label":"iHeartRadio","class":"iheartradio","icon":"iheartradio.png"},"ivoox":{"key":"ivoox","url":"","label":"iVoox","class":"ivoox","icon":"ivoox.png"}},"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/si-la-vida-nos-da-limones","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"BW47T0UIhY\"><a href=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/27\/un-%ef%bb%bfmillon-de-sapos\/\">Un \ufeffmill\u00f3n de sapos<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/27\/un-%ef%bb%bfmillon-de-sapos\/embed\/#?secret=BW47T0UIhY\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"\u00abUn \ufeffmill\u00f3n de sapos\u00bb \u2014 Si la Vida nos da Limones...\" data-secret=\"BW47T0UIhY\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! 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