{"id":16699,"date":"2013-05-13T08:00:39","date_gmt":"2013-05-13T14:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=16699"},"modified":"2013-08-16T12:05:29","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T18:05:29","slug":"si-%ef%bb%bfjesus-volviera-a-la-tierra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/13\/si-%ef%bb%bfjesus-volviera-a-la-tierra\/","title":{"rendered":"Si \ufeffJes\u00fas volviera a la tierra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una religiosa les hizo a sus peque\u00f1os alumnos un examen, y en \u00e9l una sola pregunta que era la siguiente: \u00abSi Cristo volviera a la tierra \u00bfQu\u00e9 har\u00eda?\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Ese mismo d\u00eda en la noche revis\u00f3 los ex\u00e1menes y encontr\u00f3 las siguientes respuestas:<\/p>\n<p>\u00abVolver\u00eda al mismo sitio de donde vino porque en este mundo no vale la pena vivir.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00abYo siendo \u00c9l no me vendr\u00eda porque me volver\u00edan a matar.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00abFundar\u00eda cadenas de televisi\u00f3n y radio para transmitir el mensaje m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00abNo, mejor que ni venga, porque ya bastantes problemas tenemos con su doctrina.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00abYo creo que si viniera nos echar\u00eda en cara a todos los cristianos por ser tan infieles y tan desleales con \u00c9l. Adem\u00e1s nos rega\u00f1ar\u00eda por cumplir tan mal sus mandamientos y por el mal ejemplo que les damos a los dem\u00e1s\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>\u00abPerdone hermana, le dijo el \u00faltimo alumno. Cristo no tiene por qu\u00e9 venir otra vez a la tierra, ya que \u00c9l se ha quedado con nosotros para siempre en la Eucarist\u00eda. Cristo est\u00e1 siempre presente entre nosotros.\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una religiosa les hizo a sus peque\u00f1os alumnos un examen, y en \u00e9l una sola pregunta que era la siguiente: \u00abSi Cristo volviera a la tierra \u00bfQu\u00e9 har\u00eda?\u00bb Ese mismo d\u00eda en la noche revis\u00f3 los ex\u00e1menes y encontr\u00f3 las siguientes respuestas: \u00abVolver\u00eda al mismo sitio de donde vino porque en este mundo no vale &#8230; <a title=\"Si \ufeffJes\u00fas volviera a la tierra\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/13\/si-%ef%bb%bfjesus-volviera-a-la-tierra\/\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre Si \ufeffJes\u00fas volviera a la tierra\">Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[74,21,22],"series":[],"class_list":["post-16699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limones","tag-jesus","tag-problema","tag-respuesta"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/quechilero.com\/blog\/imagenes\/podcast.png?fit=1831%2C1831&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":{"amazon":{"key":"amazon","url":"","label":"Amazon","class":"amazon","icon":"amazon.png"},"apple_podcasts":{"key":"apple_podcasts","url":"","label":"Apple Podcasts","class":"apple_podcasts","icon":"apple-podcasts.png"},"castbox":{"key":"castbox","url":"","label":"CastBox","class":"castbox","icon":"castbox.png"},"deezer":{"key":"deezer","url":"","label":"Deezer","class":"deezer","icon":"deezer.png"},"google_podcasts":{"key":"google_podcasts","url":"","label":"Google Podcasts","class":"google_podcasts","icon":"google-podcasts.png"},"listen_notes":{"key":"listen_notes","url":"","label":"Listen Notes","class":"listen_notes","icon":"listen-notes.png"},"pandora":{"key":"pandora","url":"","label":"Pandora","class":"pandora","icon":"pandora.png"},"podbean":{"key":"podbean","url":"","label":"Podbean","class":"podbean","icon":"podbean.png"},"podcast_republic":{"key":"podcast_republic","url":"","label":"Podcast Republic","class":"podcast_republic","icon":"podcast-republic.png"},"rss":{"key":"rss","url":"","label":"RSS","class":"rss","icon":"rss.png"},"spotify":{"key":"spotify","url":"","label":"Spotify","class":"spotify","icon":"spotify.png"},"stitcher":{"key":"stitcher","url":"","label":"Stitcher","class":"stitcher","icon":"stitcher.png"},"tunein":{"key":"tunein","url":"","label":"TuneIn","class":"tunein","icon":"tunein.png"},"youtube":{"key":"youtube","url":"","label":"YouTube","class":"youtube","icon":"youtube.png"},"iheartradio":{"key":"iheartradio","url":"","label":"iHeartRadio","class":"iheartradio","icon":"iheartradio.png"},"ivoox":{"key":"ivoox","url":"","label":"iVoox","class":"ivoox","icon":"ivoox.png"}},"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/si-la-vida-nos-da-limones","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"sqIOasgTKH\"><a href=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/13\/si-%ef%bb%bfjesus-volviera-a-la-tierra\/\">Si \ufeffJes\u00fas volviera a la tierra<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/13\/si-%ef%bb%bfjesus-volviera-a-la-tierra\/embed\/#?secret=sqIOasgTKH\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"\u00abSi \ufeffJes\u00fas volviera a la tierra\u00bb \u2014 Si la Vida nos da Limones...\" data-secret=\"sqIOasgTKH\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! 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