{"id":16347,"date":"2013-03-17T08:00:37","date_gmt":"2013-03-17T14:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=16347"},"modified":"2013-03-17T08:00:37","modified_gmt":"2013-03-17T14:00:37","slug":"menu-cuaresmal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/17\/menu-cuaresmal\/","title":{"rendered":"Men\u00fa Cuaresmal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Receta:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Tener a la mano<\/strong><br \/>\nAbrelatas, para abrir coraz\u00f3n endurecido.<br \/>\nCuchillo, para cortar vicios.<br \/>\nDestapador, para destapar lo atorado en las relaciones familiares.<br \/>\nColador, para pasar por alto las ofensas y purificar intenciones.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Abstenerse<\/strong><br \/>\nAbstenerse de comer pr\u00f3jimo (chismes, murmuraciones y calumnias).<br \/>\nBajarle al condimento de desquites.<br \/>\nEvitar consumir altas grasas de ego\u00edsmo.<br \/>\nNo tomar vinagre, que pone de mal genio.<br \/>\nLavar bien el coraz\u00f3n, para que no se infecte de c\u00f3lera.<br \/>\nEvitar el consumo excesivo de picantes, para no enojarse y decir maldiciones.<br \/>\nEvitar el camar\u00f3n, porque adormece la conciencia, y \u00abcamar\u00f3n que se duerme, se lo lleva la corriente\u00bb.<br \/>\nNo tomar postres helados, que congelen el afecto.<br \/>\nNo echarle m\u00e1s le\u00f1a al fuego.<br \/>\nPrivarse de la sabrosura de un chisme.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Men\u00fa recomendado<\/strong><br \/>\nComo platillo fuerte: exquisita caridad para con el necesitado.<br \/>\nCaldo de atenci\u00f3n a los desamparados y enfermos.<br \/>\nEnsalada de detalles de afecto para el pr\u00f3jimo.<br \/>\nPan abundante para compartir con el hambriento.<br \/>\nVino de alegr\u00eda para convidar a los tristes y desanimados.<br \/>\nSopa de letras para escribir m\u00e1s seguido a familiares y amigos.<br \/>\nSopa de zanahoria para ver con buenos ojos a los dem\u00e1s.<br \/>\nPan para los afligidos, ya que \u00ablas penas con pan son menos\u00bb y con mantequilla son mejores.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Postre<\/strong><br \/>\nPerita en dulce&#8230; para ser mejor persona.<br \/>\nLechosa para tapar&#8230; los defectos de los otros.<br \/>\nYogurt de guayaba para repetir&#8230; para repetir gestos de perd\u00f3n.<br \/>\nNaranja dulce y lim\u00f3n partido \u00abdame un abrazo que yo te pido\u00bb&#8230; Abrazar a los seres queridos, y darles besitos de verdad, no de chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>Y la especialidad de la casa&#8230; se recomienda sobre todo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00abEl que come mi Carne y bebe mi Sangre, tiene Vida Eterna\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Receta: 1. Tener a la mano Abrelatas, para abrir coraz\u00f3n endurecido. Cuchillo, para cortar vicios. Destapador, para destapar lo atorado en las relaciones familiares. Colador, para pasar por alto las ofensas y purificar intenciones. 2. Abstenerse Abstenerse de comer pr\u00f3jimo (chismes, murmuraciones y calumnias). Bajarle al condimento de desquites. 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