{"id":163,"date":"2006-08-15T14:12:45","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T20:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/la-vaca-y-la-mosca\/"},"modified":"2006-08-15T14:12:45","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T20:12:45","slug":"la-vaca-y-la-mosca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/la-vaca-y-la-mosca\/","title":{"rendered":"La Vaca y la Mosca"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hab\u00eda una vez vaca que pastaba por el prado tan tranquila hasta que una mosca la empez\u00f3 a molestar pasando cerca de ella, haciendola enojar con el zumbido de su vuelo por todo el cuerpo.<\/p>\n<p>La vaca con enojo intentaba darle un buen golpe con la cola para tumbarla, una y otra vez, y otra y nada, la mosca segu\u00eda molest\u00e1ndola. 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