{"id":163,"date":"2006-08-15T14:12:45","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T20:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/la-vaca-y-la-mosca\/"},"modified":"2006-08-15T14:12:45","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T20:12:45","slug":"la-vaca-y-la-mosca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/la-vaca-y-la-mosca\/","title":{"rendered":"La Vaca y la Mosca"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hab\u00eda una vez vaca que pastaba por el prado tan tranquila hasta que una mosca la empez\u00f3 a molestar pasando cerca de ella, haciendola enojar con el zumbido de su vuelo por todo el cuerpo.<\/p>\n<p>La vaca con enojo intentaba darle un buen golpe con la cola para tumbarla, una y otra vez, y otra y nada, la mosca segu\u00eda molest\u00e1ndola. Hasta que por fin lleg\u00f3 su turno, la mosca se pos\u00f3 cerca de la boca de la vaca la que le asest\u00f3 un leguetazo de muerte, d\u00e1ndole su merecido.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Moraleja<\/strong>:<br \/>\nNo lo termines por la fuerza, terminalo con la lengua.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hab\u00eda una vez vaca que pastaba por el prado tan tranquila hasta que una mosca la empez\u00f3 a molestar pasando cerca de ella, haciendola enojar con el zumbido de su vuelo por todo el cuerpo. La vaca con enojo intentaba darle un buen golpe con la cola para tumbarla, una y otra vez, y otra &#8230; <a title=\"La Vaca y la Mosca\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/la-vaca-y-la-mosca\/\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre La Vaca y la Mosca\">Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[50],"series":[],"class_list":["post-163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limones","tag-muerte"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/quechilero.com\/blog\/imagenes\/podcast.png?fit=1831%2C1831&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":{"amazon":{"key":"amazon","url":"","label":"Amazon","class":"amazon","icon":"amazon.png"},"apple_podcasts":{"key":"apple_podcasts","url":"","label":"Apple Podcasts","class":"apple_podcasts","icon":"apple-podcasts.png"},"castbox":{"key":"castbox","url":"","label":"CastBox","class":"castbox","icon":"castbox.png"},"deezer":{"key":"deezer","url":"","label":"Deezer","class":"deezer","icon":"deezer.png"},"google_podcasts":{"key":"google_podcasts","url":"","label":"Google Podcasts","class":"google_podcasts","icon":"google-podcasts.png"},"listen_notes":{"key":"listen_notes","url":"","label":"Listen Notes","class":"listen_notes","icon":"listen-notes.png"},"pandora":{"key":"pandora","url":"","label":"Pandora","class":"pandora","icon":"pandora.png"},"podbean":{"key":"podbean","url":"","label":"Podbean","class":"podbean","icon":"podbean.png"},"podcast_republic":{"key":"podcast_republic","url":"","label":"Podcast Republic","class":"podcast_republic","icon":"podcast-republic.png"},"rss":{"key":"rss","url":"","label":"RSS","class":"rss","icon":"rss.png"},"spotify":{"key":"spotify","url":"","label":"Spotify","class":"spotify","icon":"spotify.png"},"stitcher":{"key":"stitcher","url":"","label":"Stitcher","class":"stitcher","icon":"stitcher.png"},"tunein":{"key":"tunein","url":"","label":"TuneIn","class":"tunein","icon":"tunein.png"},"youtube":{"key":"youtube","url":"","label":"YouTube","class":"youtube","icon":"youtube.png"},"iheartradio":{"key":"iheartradio","url":"","label":"iHeartRadio","class":"iheartradio","icon":"iheartradio.png"},"ivoox":{"key":"ivoox","url":"","label":"iVoox","class":"ivoox","icon":"ivoox.png"}},"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/si-la-vida-nos-da-limones","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"AcfXmZmlQa\"><a href=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/la-vaca-y-la-mosca\/\">La Vaca y la Mosca<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/la-vaca-y-la-mosca\/embed\/#?secret=AcfXmZmlQa\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"\u00abLa Vaca y la Mosca\u00bb \u2014 Si la Vida nos da Limones...\" data-secret=\"AcfXmZmlQa\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pDKli-2D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21247,"url":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/03\/que-soy-yo-un-hombre-o-una-mosca\/","url_meta":{"origin":163,"position":0},"title":"\u00bfQu\u00e9 soy yo? \u00bfUn Hombre o una Mosca?","author":"Pepe Barrascout Ortiz","date":"3 julio 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Hoy pas\u00e9 un d\u00eda aburrido. No s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9, pero me aburr\u00ed durante parte del d\u00eda. Es decir, hice lo que ten\u00eda que hacer, pero sin ganas, autom\u00e1ticamente, aburridamente. Estuve con no s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 en la cabeza, y me cost\u00f3 prestar atenci\u00f3n a lo que ten\u00eda que hacer. Y eso\u2026","rel":"","context":"En \u00abLimones\u00bb","block_context":{"text":"Limones","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/category\/limones\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16820,"url":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/13\/la-vaca-y-el-cerdo\/","url_meta":{"origin":163,"position":1},"title":"La vaca y el cerdo","author":"Pepe Barrascout Ortiz","date":"13 julio 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"- \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 es as\u00ed? -dijo el hombre rico a su ministro-, \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 las personas me llaman taca\u00f1o si saben que cuando yo muera le dejar\u00e9 todo a la Iglesia y a mis hijos? - Perm\u00edtame contarle una f\u00e1bula sobre el cerdo y la vaca -dijo el ministro. El\u2026","rel":"","context":"En \u00abLimones\u00bb","block_context":{"text":"Limones","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/category\/limones\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":21678,"url":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/15\/la-mosca-y-la-mula-de-transporte\/","url_meta":{"origin":163,"position":2},"title":"La mosca y la mula de transporte","author":"Pepe Barrascout Ortiz","date":"15 octubre 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Una mosca sentada en el \u00e1rbol de una carreta, se dirigi\u00f3 a la mula que la jalaba, dici\u00e9ndole: - \u00a1Qu\u00e9 lenta que es usted! \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no va m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido? A ver si no la pincho en su cuello con mi picadura. La mula de transporte contest\u00f3: - No me\u2026","rel":"","context":"En \u00abLimones\u00bb","block_context":{"text":"Limones","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/category\/limones\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":21564,"url":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/05\/en-tiempo-de-vacas-flacas\/","url_meta":{"origin":163,"position":3},"title":"En tiempo de vacas flacas","author":"Pepe Barrascout Ortiz","date":"5 septiembre 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a1No puedes ser amigo de Dios s\u00f3lo en tiempo de vacas gordas! \u00a1Debes seguir sirviendo al Se\u00f1or aun cuando todo vaya mal! La mayor\u00eda de los cristianos son capaces de tener fe en circunstancias y situaciones normales y corrientes, en lo que suponen que Dios va a hacer; pero solamente\u2026","rel":"","context":"En \u00abLimones\u00bb","block_context":{"text":"Limones","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/category\/limones\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":17992,"url":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/11\/limonada-326\/","url_meta":{"origin":163,"position":4},"title":"Limonada # 326","author":"Pepe Barrascout Ortiz","date":"11 julio 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"La luci\u00e9rnaga era una simple mosca, que al verse rodeada de oscuridad decidi\u00f3 ponerse las pilas y vestirse de luz. An\u00f3nimo","rel":"","context":"En \u00abLimonadas\u00bb","block_context":{"text":"Limonadas","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/category\/limonadas\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":326,"url":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/27\/limpiate-bien\/","url_meta":{"origin":163,"position":5},"title":"L\u00edmpiate bien","author":"Pepe Barrascout Ortiz","date":"27 noviembre 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Cuidado cuando te limpies el trasero, usa suficiente papel, que mejor que una mosca para decirte si lo has hecho bien o no. Usa suficiente ;) https:\/\/youtu.be\/oiym0zFY0m4","rel":"","context":"En \u00abLimones\u00bb","block_context":{"text":"Limones","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/category\/limones\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/oiym0zFY0m4\/0.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}