{"id":15572,"date":"2013-01-03T08:00:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-03T14:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=15572"},"modified":"2013-01-03T08:00:58","modified_gmt":"2013-01-03T14:00:58","slug":"el-titi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/03\/el-titi\/","title":{"rendered":"El tit\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El tit\u00ed es un monito trepador, con u\u00f1as muy alargadas. Un tigre que sent\u00eda picazones en el cr\u00e1neo le pidi\u00f3 a un tit\u00ed que le rascara la cabeza.<\/p>\n<p>A la larga, el tit\u00ed hizo un peque\u00f1o hoyo en el cr\u00e1neo del tigre, pero \u00e9ste no se dio cuenta, sumido en el bienestar que esta operaci\u00f3n le causaba. El tit\u00ed comenz\u00f3 a comerse los sesos del tigre y varias veces le ofreci\u00f3 los restos de su comida. 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