{"id":15128,"date":"2012-11-18T08:00:56","date_gmt":"2012-11-18T14:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=15128"},"modified":"2012-11-18T08:00:56","modified_gmt":"2012-11-18T14:00:56","slug":"comiendo-pasto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/18\/comiendo-pasto\/","title":{"rendered":"Comiendo pasto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una tarde un abogado iba en su limusina cuando vio dos hombres al costado de la ruta comiendo pasto. Preocupado, orden\u00f3 a su chofer detenerse y baj\u00f3 a investigar. Le pregunt\u00f3 a uno:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 est\u00e1n comiendo pasto?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No tenemos dinero para comida -dijo el pobre hombre. Tenemos que comer pasto.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bueno, entonces ustedes vengan a mi casa y yo los alimentar\u00e9 dijo el abogado.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pero se\u00f1or\u2026 tengo esposa y dos chicos conmigo. 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