{"id":15126,"date":"2012-11-16T08:00:48","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T14:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=15126"},"modified":"2012-11-16T08:00:48","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T14:00:48","slug":"el-toro-y-el-chivo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/16\/el-toro-y-el-chivo\/","title":{"rendered":"El toro y el chivo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un Toro, que hu\u00eda de un Le\u00f3n, se escondi\u00f3 en una cueva que algunos pastores hab\u00edan ocupado recientemente.<\/p>\n<p>Tan pronto como \u00e9l entr\u00f3 a la cueva, un Chivo que hab\u00eda quedado abandonado en la cueva, bruscamente lo atac\u00f3 con sus cuernos. El Toro serenamente se dirigi\u00f3 a \u00e9l:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Deja de ponerme como tu objetivo lo m\u00e1s pronto que puedas. No te tengo ning\u00fan miedo, pero s\u00ed al Le\u00f3n. Espera a que se marche aquel monstruo y te contar\u00e9 lo que es la fuerza respectiva de un Chivo y la de un Toro.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Nunca te aproveches de la angustia del vecino para pensar que eres su superior.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Esopo<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un Toro, que hu\u00eda de un Le\u00f3n, se escondi\u00f3 en una cueva que algunos pastores hab\u00edan ocupado recientemente. Tan pronto como \u00e9l entr\u00f3 a la cueva, un Chivo que hab\u00eda quedado abandonado en la cueva, bruscamente lo atac\u00f3 con sus cuernos. 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