{"id":1087,"date":"2008-08-25T10:37:43","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T16:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=1087"},"modified":"2008-08-25T10:37:43","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T16:37:43","slug":"la-chingada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/25\/la-chingada\/","title":{"rendered":"La Chingada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Muchas veces a algunos los han mandado a <strong>La Chingada<\/strong> y algunos hasta se sienten ofendidos, sin embargo nadie antes, hab\u00eda sabido donde queda este famoso lugar, aqu\u00ed una foto de este emblem\u00e1tico lugar: <strong>La Chingada.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que la pr\u00f3xima vez que los manden <em>a La Chingada<\/em>, no se sientan ofendidos, al contrario, les est\u00e1n pidiendo un favor para comprar algo en <strong>la abarroter\u00eda<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 549px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/img295.imageshack.us\/my.php?image=chingadalh9.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"La Chingada\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img295.imageshack.us\/img295\/157\/chingadalh9.jpg?resize=559%2C421\" alt=\"La Chingada\" width=\"559\" height=\"421\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">La Chingada<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Muchas veces a algunos los han mandado a La Chingada y algunos hasta se sienten ofendidos, sin embargo nadie antes, hab\u00eda sabido donde queda este famoso lugar, aqu\u00ed una foto de este emblem\u00e1tico lugar: La Chingada. 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