{"id":1070,"date":"2008-10-09T10:32:14","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T16:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=1070"},"modified":"2008-10-09T10:32:14","modified_gmt":"2008-10-09T16:32:14","slug":"pantallazo-o-apantallando","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/09\/pantallazo-o-apantallando\/","title":{"rendered":"Pantallazo o Apantallando"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bfQui\u00e9n no quisiera una <em>pantalla<\/em> as\u00ed para navegar, trabajar o jugar? <strong>Yo quiero una asi<\/strong>, pero sentado un poco mas lejos.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 470px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/img175.imageshack.us\/my.php?image=12015922541tu7.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Pantallazo o Apantallando\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img175.imageshack.us\/img175\/1650\/12015922541tu7.jpg?resize=480%2C360\" alt=\"Pantallazo o Apantallando\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pantallazo o Apantallando<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bfQui\u00e9n no quisiera una pantalla as\u00ed para navegar, trabajar o jugar? 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