{"id":1032,"date":"2008-10-11T10:11:20","date_gmt":"2008-10-11T16:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2008-10-11T10:11:20","modified_gmt":"2008-10-11T16:11:20","slug":"del-metro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quechilero.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/11\/del-metro\/","title":{"rendered":"Del Metro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Terry Dobson viajaba en un metro en Tokio, cuando un borracho entr\u00f3 y comenz\u00f3  a ofender a todos los pasajeros. Dobson, que estudiaba artes marciales desde  hac\u00eda algunos a\u00f1os, encar\u00f3 al hombre.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00ab\u00bfQu\u00e9 es lo que quiere?\u00bb<\/em>, pregunt\u00f3 el borracho.<\/p>\n<p>Dobson se prepar\u00f3 para atacarlo. En ese momento, un viejito sentado a dos  bancos, grit\u00f3: <em>\u00ab\u00a1Ey!\u00bb<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00ab\u00a1Voy a golpear al extranjero y despu\u00e9s lo golpeo a usted!\u00bb<\/em>, dijo el  borracho.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00abYo tambi\u00e9n acostumbro beber\u00bb<\/em>, dijo el viejo. <em>\u00abMe siento todas las tardes con  mi mujer y tomamos Sake. \u00bfUsted tiene mujer?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>El borracho se qued\u00f3 desconcertado. Respondi\u00f3: <em>\u00abNo tengo mujer, no tengo a  nadie, s\u00f3lo tengo verg\u00fcenza de m\u00ed\u00bb<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>El viejo pidi\u00f3 que el borracho se sentase a su lado. Cuando Dobson baj\u00f3, el  hombre estaba llorando.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Del libro \u00abMaktub\u00bb, de Paulo  Coelho<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Terry Dobson viajaba en un metro en Tokio, cuando un borracho entr\u00f3 y comenz\u00f3 a ofender a todos los pasajeros. Dobson, que estudiaba artes marciales desde hac\u00eda algunos a\u00f1os, encar\u00f3 al hombre. \u00ab\u00bfQu\u00e9 es lo que quiere?\u00bb, pregunt\u00f3 el borracho. Dobson se prepar\u00f3 para atacarlo. 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